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(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? - Ehh.. that happens everyday..
Did anyone fool you? - Yeah.. an attractive woman told me I'm good-looking..
Are you a practical joker? - Sometimes..
Anything unusual happen? - Hmm.. I was led to this website to post on Wit-nit's QOTD thread..
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?
Landline phone?
Computer keyboard?
Your vehicle? - The last time it rained... (free truck wash)
Your house? - The last time it rained.. Free exterior cleaning..
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything? - Hmm.. I wash my mouth out every day.. My mom kept telling me that ever since I was 5... (Just kidding)
Cleaning? What's that? Seriously, I'd say.. most of the above.. I'll have to see how to clean the clock..
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? - Hmm.. How do you wear out Christmas cards?
Have you ever used a rolling pin? - Nah.. I stay away from pins, they can be dangerous..
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? - I tried, but he kept running away from me..
Have you ever putted at miniature golf? - Yep.. one time when I was a teen-ager..
Ridden a miniature horse? - Nah.. I scared him away..
Ridden a mechanical horse? - I scared him away too...
Historical events of note for April 2...
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2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well". - LOL..
That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.
Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.
Thanks Wit-nit.. give my best regards to Bie, Bye, It's and Gon.. Have a good Sunday everyone.
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? Just the dog when I gave her her medication.
Did anyone fool you? Not that I know of, yet.
Are you a practical joker? No, though I have participated in a few through the years at work.
Anything unusual happen? Nope.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? n/a
Landline phone? A couple of months ago. It's due for a cleaning again.
Computer keyboard? Yesterday.
Your vehicle? A couple of months for the exterior. I'm waiting for the wind and dirt to stop blowing before I clean the exterior again. The interior I cleaned a couple of weeks ago.
Your house? It's an ongoing process with two dogs.
Had your clock cleaned? Never
Cleaned anything? This morning
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? Nope, not yet
Have you ever used a rolling pin? Many times
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? Yep!
Have you ever putted at miniature golf? No
Ridden a miniature horse? No
Ridden a mechanical horse? I think the last time was when I was 3 or 4 years old.
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? Both
Leeks or carrots? Both
Beef or Pork chow mein? Either one
Weiners or brats? Weiners
Taco or burger? Both
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? Either one would suffice.
Thanks wit for the questions. May the month of April be good to all of you.
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? There was no one here but me so no.
Did anyone fool you? Nope.
Are you a practical joker? Not in many years.
Anything unusual happen? No.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? I got a new one on friday so no need.
Landline phone? I don't have one in either house.
Computer keyboard? I vaccuumed it on friday before the ISP technician came out.
Your vehicle? Months ago but it needs it since I had to drive out on muddy roads on friday to meet FedEx who had my new phone but refused to drive on the road.
Your house? Friday before the technician came out.
Had your clock cleaned? When I was a teenager.
Cleaned anything? My eyeglasses this morning.
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas, have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? My family gave me a beef log for Christmas. It is now gone.
Have you ever used a rolling pin? Yes.
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? I think so but not sure.
Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Yes but a long time ago.
Ridden a miniature horse? Only a Shetland many years ago.
Ridden a mechanical horse? Not even a mechanical bull.
Pick one: Pickles or yams.?
Leeks or carrots?
Beef or Pork chow mein? Weiners or brats?
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?
Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017.
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? Tried but failed.
Did anyone fool you? They failed too.
Are you a practical joker? At times.
Anything unusual happen? I split a pair of pants.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? 2 months ago.
Landline phone? Sometime last year.
Computer keyboard? 2 weeks ago.
Your vehicle? Last fall.
Your house? Monday the Merry Maids come.
Had your clock cleaned? Once, knocked me out. Also cleaned an antique grandfather clock a few years ago. Cleaned anything? My ears and my teeth a few hours ago.
(Note: Have heard that the mouse, cell phone and land line mouth pieces are dirtier than toilet seats)
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? All gift cards, peanuts, candies and cookies are now gone.
Have you ever used a rolling pin? Once.
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? When I was a widdle kid.
Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Many times, used to be one of the best places besides the drive in movie to take a date when I was a teen. Ridden a miniature horse?
Ridden a mechanical horse? Carousel and coin operated ones.
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? Like both.
Leeks or carrots? Like both.
Beef or Pork chow mein? Beef.
Weiners or brats? Both.
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? Both but veal best.
Pun time: A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"
Quote of the moment: To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire
Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn .
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV.
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market. 2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".
That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.
(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late) Ah, yes, 2017 Ripple, a good year!
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?
Did anyone fool you?
Are you a practical joker?
Anything unusual happen? Had to do an unexpected load of wash.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?
Landline phone?
Computer keyboard? It IS kind of nasty.
Your vehicle?
Your house?
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything? Can't say!
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? We keep a string up behind the stereo bookcase. It is in a dark corner, so we keep it as a night light.
Have you ever used a rolling pin?
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?
Have you ever putted at miniature golf?
Ridden a miniature horse?
Ridden a mechanical horse?
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? Both
Leeks or carrots?
Beef or Pork chow mein? Chicken chow mein.
Weiners or brats? both
Taco or burger? Both, sometimes a taco burger from Taco Mayo.
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?
Pun time: A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"
Historical events of note for April 2...
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well". The Tin Man rules!! Can't let good ol' Tin Man go out like that.
That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.
Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.
Excellent job, Witty.
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Seriously, I'd say.. most of the above.. I'll have to see how to clean the clock.. 
