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Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?
Did anyone fool you?
Are you a practical joker?
Anything unusual happen?
No to all.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? - N/A. My old flip phone has not been used in almost 3 years. Landline phone? - Rarely used Computer keyboard? - At work - yesterday. Home - probably today. Your vehicle? - Inside - yesterday. I try and keep up with that. Your house? - Ditto, above answer. Had your clock cleaned? Cleaned anything? - Yesterday.
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? - N/A
Have you ever used a rolling pin? - No Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? - Possibly as a kid but I don't remember.
Have you ever putted at miniature golf? - Yes Ridden a miniature horse? - Ridden a mechanical horse? - As a child, one with springs
Pick one: Pickles or yams.? - Like both, have the former more often. Leeks or carrots? - I eat carrots often. Beef or Pork chow mein? Weiners or brats? Taco or burger? - Black bean or lentil burger. Soft chicken taco, okay too. Call it a tie. Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? - Chicken
Saturday was April Fools Day... I was snowed in; didn't see or talk to anyone all day.
Did you fool anyone?
Did anyone fool you?
Are you a practical joker?
Anything unusual happen? Unfortunately, Mother Nature decided we shouldn't take the news that spring was on the way too seriously and dumped a foot of snow on our hills.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? Don't have one.
Landline phone? Don't remember
Computer keyboard? The school gives us a cover to put over the key board to keep it clean
Your vehicle? Few weeks
Your house? Clean bits every day. Spring cleaning will..... maybe... be in a couple weeks when we have spring break.
Had your clock cleaned? Never
Cleaned anything? Hm ..... I have a clean (or is that clear) conscience.
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? Adults in our family don't get many, if any gifts.
Have you ever used a rolling pin? Have.
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? Played the game
Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Have
Ridden a miniature horse? A pony, but not a miniature horse
Ridden a mechanical horse? As a kid. There used to be mechanical rides outside stores. You spent a quarter, I think, for a short ride.
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?
Leeks or carrots? Both
Beef or Pork chow mein? Neither
Weiners or brats? Neither
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?
Quote of the moment: To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire
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2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".
That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.
Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating. Have a good week, all! Thanks, wit-nit!
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? Of course!
Did anyone fool you? Yes!
Are you a practical joker? Not really--but I can be pretty funny
Anything unusual happen?
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? few days ago
Landline phone?
Computer keyboard? a few days ago
Your vehicle? I keep it tidy--but it is in need of a deep cleaning
Your house? I do regular cleaning. It is in need of a good Spring Cleaning
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything?
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts?
Have you ever used a rolling pin?
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?
Have you ever putted at miniature golf?
Ridden a miniature horse?
Ridden a mechanical horse?
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?
Leeks or carrots?
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats?
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?
Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn . Done it twice--good fun
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV. The Edge of Night--my sister and I would watch them everyday when we returned from school.
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?yes - a few people
Did anyone fool you?yes!
Are you a practical joker?no not really
Anything unusual happen?yes - someone thanked me for moderating
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?its due
Landline phone?friday at work
Computer keyboard?ummm
Your vehicle?my car is over a year old and still smells new
Your house?thats a constant here and there
Had your clock cleaned?yikes
Cleaned anything?cleaned my plate - yummy dinner last night
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? no
Have you ever used a rolling pin?many times
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?yes
Have you ever putted at miniature golf?uh huh
Ridden a miniature horse?yes!
Ridden a mechanical horse?yes I remember the little ones outside stores - put a quarter in for a ride
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?yams
Leeks or carrots?leeks
Beef or Pork chow mein?beef
Weiners or brats?brat
Taco or burger?hmmmm
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?
Quote of the moment: To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntiregood one from Reba!
Historical events of note for April 2...
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.i must've listened to the whole thing every one of those weeks.
Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating. thanks you too!
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? No
Did anyone fool you? I never can fool anyone
Are you a practical joker? No just a verbal one with some interpretive dance moves
Anything unusual happen?
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? Yesterday
Landline phone? Yesterday
Computer keyboard? Uh I haven't turned it upside down but wiped around it yesterday.
Your vehicle? Ugh, the weather is just not cooperating
Your house? Bathroom and vacuumed yesterday!
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything?
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts?
Have you ever used a rolling pin?
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? No but close
Have you ever putted at miniature golf?
Ridden a miniature horse?
Ridden a mechanical horse?
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?
Leeks or carrots?
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats?
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?
Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.
(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? nope
Did anyone fool you? not yesterday anyway!
Are you a practical joker?naw, I'm just an irrelevant curmudgeon fusspot!
Anything unusual happen?I think my pop off relief valve on my hot water heater is playing tricks on me!
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?uff-da, don't remember.
Landline phone?see below
Computer keyboard? ditto
Your vehicle?ditto
Your house?ditto
Had your clock cleaned?years ago
Cleaned anything?too embarrased to reply here!
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts?a few, yea
Have you ever used a rolling pin?yeppirs
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?many moons ago
Have you ever putted at miniature golf?oh yea, love it too!
Ridden a miniature horse?nope
Ridden a mechanical horse?nope
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?yams
Leeks or carrots?carrots
Beef or Pork chow mein?beef
Weiners or brats?brats
Taco or burger?burger
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?ooh, like both-will go with veal
Pun time: A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"
Quote of the moment: To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire
Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn .
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV.my mom loved those shows
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record) YIKES!
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.CLASSIC lp!
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".
That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.
Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017.[/b] If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.
(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? No
Did anyone fool you? They tried
Are you a practical joker? No
Anything unusual happen? No
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? A couple days ago
Landline phone?
Computer keyboard? Don't have one
Your vehicle? Thursday, it rained
Your house? Yesterday
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything?
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? I've used up all but one if the gift cards I got.m
Have you ever used a rolling pin? Yes
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? Yes
Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Yes
Ridden a miniature horse? No
Ridden a mechanical horse? No
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? Yams
Leeks or carrots? Carrots
Beef or Pork chow mien? Neither
Weiners or brats? Wieners
Taco or burger? Burger
Veal parmigan or chicken Parmigiana? Chicken
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Saturday was April Fools Day...No
Did you fool anyone?Yep, a Mod on a local forum got a whole bunch of us.
Did anyone fool you?Nah
Are you a practical joker?Not really
Anything unusual happen?Nope, quiet day.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?Hmm
Landline phone?Are you supposed too?
Computer keyboard?Needs to be done.
Your vehicle?The rain has stopped, so soon.
Your house?Question for the Super Chief.
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything?Dinner dishes last night.
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? Just started using some sox that were a Christmas present.
Have you ever used a rolling pin?
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?
Have you ever putted at miniature golf?
Ridden a miniature horse?
Ridden a mechanical horse?Yep, $0.10 back in the day.
Pick one: Pickles or yams.? Leeks or carrots? Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats?
Taco or burger?both Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?
Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.
(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? Only myself
Did anyone fool you? Nope
Are you a practical joker? I might be.
Anything unusual happen? Don't think so. The tabloids did not report anything happening in my neck of the woods.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? Third week of never
Landline phone? Don't have one
Computer keyboard? Like that is ever going to happen
Your vehicle? wit-nit's law firm says I don't have to answer
Your house? Ain't saying
Had your clock cleaned? Never have. Having my bell rung is a different story.
Cleaned anything? cleaned out the store of their stinky cheese supply.
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? I got gifts? How come I was not told?
Have you ever used a rolling pin? Yes
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? I have. Did not end well. A bunch of donkeys came along and decided to play pin the tail on Alaskan Mutt
Have you ever putted at miniature golf?
Ridden a miniature horse?
Ridden a mechanical horse? No to all
Pick one: Pickles or yams.? Leeks or carrots?
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats?
Taco or burger? Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?
[quote=wit-nit;47708769] Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.
(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)
Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? Nope.
Did anyone fool you? No
Are you a practical joker? Yes
Anything unusual happen? Not this year.
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? Yesterday
Landline phone? A couple of weeks.
Computer keyboard? A few days.
Your vehicle? Months ago.
Your house? A couple of days.
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything? The dog bowls this morning.
Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? We don't do Christmas.
Have you ever used a rolling pin? It's been decades. I don't own one.
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?
Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Not yet but I want to.
Ridden a miniature horse? You would hurt it.
Ridden a mechanical horse? Yes and fun!
Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? Yams
Leeks or carrots? Leeks
Beef or Pork chow mein? Beef
Weiners or brats? Brats
Taco or burger? Burger
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? Chicken Veal
Pun time: A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"
Quote of the moment: To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire
Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn .
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV.
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".
That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.
Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.
Thanks dear one, you too. I'm going to play in the dirt after lunch. I have five tomato seeds up, about 7 sun flowers, and only one brussel sprouts. Monsoon knocked over the cup. I'm still waiting for the egg plant, zucchini, and yellow squash. This is the first time I've grown seeds in doors.
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I was snowed in; didn't see or talk to anyone all day.
Have a good week, all! Thanks, wit-nit!
Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.
