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Not a joke, just humor. Stock market humor. After watching a video on the prospects of a stock that's doing okay, not super trend but okay. Predictions for this stock that's now trading at $15/share (up well from a month ago of $7), the video creator is saying the stock could reach $500 ... in several years. Not tomorrow and not next month. Years. That's okay, though. For long term investors, that a good deal. But here comes the funny part. As I said, the stock is currently priced at a little over $15/share. One person commented, Way ahead of you guys. I bought PLTR at $35! Of course, laughter ensued, mostly in the form of laughing emojis.
It was funny. Made me laugh, though and we can all use a laugh every now and then.
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is
BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is
FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is
BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.And...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing facts are,
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing with marbles.
interesting observation
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is
basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is
football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is
baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.and...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is golf.
The amazing facts are,
the higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in washington playing with marbles.
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
24,482 posts, read 26,021,800 times
Reputation: 59868
My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist. So, I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver.
~Unknown.
The number 1 cause of injury in old men is them thinking they're young men.
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The school called today and said 'Your son is telling lies'. I replied 'well he must be really good because I don't have any kids.'
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It's too nice outside to have a job.
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Well done, motormaker. Best laugh of the day 