Funny T-shirt sayings, Please post yours.

[PAhippo]

Be yourself
unless you can be a hippo.
Then be a hippo.

[gentlearts]

My son had a funny one in high school. It said, “Hold my trophy, while I kiss your girlfriend”.

I also like the one that says, “Dyslectics Untie.”

[2goldens]

Originally Posted by PAhippo

Be yourself
unless you can be a hippo.
Then be a hippo.

Funny!

Originally Posted by gentlearts

My son had a funny one in high school. It said, “Hold my trophy, while I kiss your girlfriend”.

I also like the one that says, “Dyslectics Untie.”

Good one Gentle Arts - "“Hold my trophy, while I kiss your girlfriend”.

Thanks for joining in!

[Willamette City]

I have one that says "You read my shirt, that's enough social interaction for today."

[thatdurncat13]

T shirt I'm ordering...

When I get old,
I don't want people
thinking, "What a sweet
little old lady." I want
them saying, "OH CRAP!
What is she up to NOW?"

[thatdurncat13]

Forgot I have this one,

I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

[2goldens]

They are all good! I can NOT pick a favorite.
Thanks, everyone for sharing,
2g's

[tasmtairy]

My T shirt says, Oh He** NO!!

[tasmtairy]

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot

[Willamette City]

"Yes I do have a retirement plan. I plan on playing guitar."