Funny T-shirt sayings, Please post yours. (difference, differences, letter, woman)

[tasmtairy]

[RiippaKiwi]

I like to wear "I have my own opinions, I do not need yours" .

[country pride]

...And I thought I was just seeing things. Strange....

[Pammyd]

Originally Posted by John1960

I'm so old, I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee all at the same time.
Vegetarian- old Indian word for bad hunter.
Another fine product of a dysfunctional family.
Pissing off the whole planet, one person at a time
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
You're nuttier than a squirrel turd
The golden years have come at last, I can not see, I can not pee, I can not chew, my memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell, my body's drooping, got trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last.. The golden years can kiss my ass!
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
You never see a motorcycle at a psychiatrics office.
I'm too sexy for my hair that's why its not there

"I Make Stuff Up"
"Lost my Mind, be back in 5 minutes"

[HelloWorldItsMe]

Two of the shirts that my son has that I can think of say...

"I used to think being lazy was bad for me...so I gave up THINKING!!!"

and

"Nintendo Rehab" - I think it is cute, but what makes if funny is..we were out and someone actually asked him if he really went there and where was it located. Huh?...we laughed. It is too small now, but saved it to either frame it or make a pillow out of it. Memories, to bring a smile. :O)

[22639]

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My ex was as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

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FLASHLIGHT: a metal tube for storing dead batteries.

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: the severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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LAW OF GRAVITY: any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

[Dirt Grinder]

"I'm just one big freaking ray of sunshine"

[Tek_Freek]

Haven't seen this thread for a while.

I know quite a few people who should be required to wear this tee shirt.


Mrs. Tek and I each have one of these.


I bought one of these for Mrs. Tek when we were in our 20's and she's never worn it.

[SATX56]

[Bayarea4]

I like the one that says, "Support Your Right to Arm Bears"

SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS T-Shirt by Designsbyalienwear