I'll chip in bus fare if you don't like it here... It's really not that hard to move.
You remind me of the kid in school who kicks sand in your face when they step in the sandbox..
Clearly, you didn't exercise due diligence prior to your relocation to the area. Your fault, not ours. You have blanket labeled residents of the area, and the entire state, and obviously, based on your responses, feel that you are either smarter, or better than those who live in this area.
News flash.. you aren't. Get a grip and move if it's so bad here.. But, as a word of advice.. I'd think you may want to do a bit more research on the area you consider moving to next.
If you need boxes to pack.. please, let me know. I'll get them for ya!