I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote)

[Lodestar]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

"Sofa,over sized chair, and rocker with match foot rest. Would be great for reck room!"

Nothing like a good reck room for reckreation.

I'd be afraid to put my foot on a match foot rest. I mean, the thing must've taken forever to put together but it can't be very strong.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

It's true! A foot rest made entirely of matches would be flimsy and kind of dangerous if you had sandpaper socks on. Your room would be "recked" for sure!

[Sudcaro]

Just saw a TV commercial with this catchphrase (written on screen) "best clean you've never seen"

[Nicci6Squirrels]

"What's you're favorite dinner spot in Beaufort~ from a tourist page on facebook.

"I worry about you Hun, How is things going for you ? Also if you click on the FILES Tab @ the top of the page you will find allot of great information."~ from a support group page.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

Also if you click on the FILES Tab @ the top of the page you will find allot of great information."~ from a support group page.

...so on that web page they divide the information into shares or portions?
How considerate of them!

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Isn't it considerate? I like my information in small allotments so as to not get overwhelmed.

A guy I know from the gym is asking why no one is attending his upcoming bachelor party. His soon-to-be wife had this to say:

"I told you my love, its because you're not having a pig fest and drewling over strippers."

Mystery solved! If you want guests to show up at your bachelor party, you have to have a "pig fest" and strippers to "drewl" over.

[suzy_q2010]

I seen this the other day.

[Rob Allen]

From an unnamed city-data forum:

Let him go join the peace core.

The next post has this helpful correction:

BTW, it's the Peace CORP.

*facepalm*

[suzy_q2010]

From a discussion of an inheritance:

All 3 children were left executers!

[Rubi3]

"I have limited interest in the above listed wankers although perhaps Artic Monkeys could peak some interest. Otherwise a bunch of indy wanker jabronies they all are. I am absolutely loving Morrissey's World Peace Is None Of Your Business. An absolute brillinat piece of work!"