I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote, words, dictionary)

[Nicci6Squirrels]

NO DO NOT APROUCH HIM!!JUST PUNCH IN THE THROUGHT AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON HIS FACE UNTILL THE POLICE ARRIVE AND WHEN THEY DO REPEAT STEP 1&2.- from the same facebook comments section. It's a dang gold mine of nonsense.

[Nonchalance]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

[i]NO DO NOT APROUCH HIM!!JUST PUNCH IN THE THROUGHT AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON HIS FACE UNTILL THE POLICE ARRIVE AND WHEN THEY DO REPEAT STEP 1&2

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I don't quite see how I could punch him in the throught if I cannot aprouch him...


From another site...

LOL. Caught red-handed being bias. Ok, I fuss up

So would I.

[Retriever]

"I'm Sorry it sound like you Don't know how to hold on to a job"

[Nicci6Squirrels]

A local guy has posted photos of a bunch of crap he wants to give away. He's warned that it's "first come first serve."

There is a feeding frenzy, of course. These are some of the comments written:

I'll be they're!

Look's like the chair's are gone.

But I want the dresser's!

All gone accept the metal head and foot boared.

The post above you say's all gone.

Why dont u delete than?

Do you have the chir yet?

[Dirt Grinder]

"...They peoberly want a cloud system..."

[aneye4detail]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

A local guy has posted photos of a bunch of crap he wants to give away. He's warned that it's "first come first serve."

There is a feeding frenzy, of course. These are some of the comments written:

I'll be they're!

Look's like the chair's are gone.

But I want the dresser's!

All gone accept the metal head and foot boared.

The post above you say's all gone.

Why dont u delete than?

Do you have the chir yet?

Good God, help me!!

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Originally Posted by aneye4detail

Good God, help me!!

I know! I know! Oh, and even after six or seven people declared, "The stuff is GONE!" there were still people asking questions about the "chair's!" I swear, the school in this town really has some 'splainin' to do.

[in_newengland]

Room service was hitter mess

I don't know quite what to make of this. Hitter? as in baseball? Or was the room service a mess? As in sloppy service? Or both?

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by in_newengland

Room service was hitter mess

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Hit or miss! Ha! I never would have thought someone would think it was, "hitter mess." That's funny. And really wrong. But funny!