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"The truth is no flickering Hawaiian lantern.
It is searing white light.
It scorches roaches and saints alike.
It can flash a liar to cinders and in the same stroke
smoke the poor bozo next him
who all the while thought that God was on his side."
Poe Ballantine
Last edited by SandHills; 11-27-2014 at 06:05 AM..
"She moves in closer, then stops all at once
and appears to sink, as if she has just hit a bed of quicksand.
'Better leave the lights off,' she adds,
'and spray some air freshener around. Cripes.
And take that underwear off the lamp.'"
Poe Ballantine
Last edited by SandHills; 11-27-2014 at 06:05 AM..
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