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I imagine it is a Spearfish law MJ? I found a site that lists all these silly laws for 50 states, one time I saw a law on SD's book about a wagon train as well.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $100 to $500 in price.
The more sheer the negligee, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on. Instead, I'll do the modeling naked, return the negligee tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says,
'Good grief!, You'd think for $500 they would at least iron it!'
I imagine it is a Spearfish law MJ? I found a site that lists all these silly laws for 50 states, one time I saw a law on SD's book about a wagon train as well.
Yep it is...
My smile for the day: Almost all the snow is gone here!!!
This thread is still the "Happy point" of the forum. I'm still glad that Debey thought of it and I even find myself rereading some of the stuff posted just for a day brightener.
MJ, is your snow first disappearing now??? We've been SO fortunate and haven't had snow on the ground for over a week already. The bit we had was just from snow banks when it had been pushed together. We got just a skiff of snow the other day so we were lucky there. I just LOVE living with no snow on the ground or ice to fall on.
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
Had to share this from the San Antonio Forum -- they've got jokes going there, too. Funny, but also made me wince. Guilty! LOL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mommy23
How many list members does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post that the lightbulb has been
changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.
Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.
Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs."
Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.
AND
One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start it all over
again!
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