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agreed - and women DO usually want some kind of somethin' somethin' on Valentine's day, often even when they say they don't. We wanna know you are thinking about us. Besides, it's great foreplay... just like taking out the garbage, talking nicely to us, doing the dishes, and coming home when you said you would are...
Yup. I called house keeping floorplay... And do it without being reminded 15 times.
Sorry it's been a while, see I missed some stuff. Congrats Debey!!!
I'll make an effort to stop in more often, especially since I'm still off work on the medical leave. Nothing serious, just upper back, chest and both arms muscle spasm that won't seem to let up. Finally seeing PT and OT and a pain management dr. that put me on some pretty hefty muscle relaxers. Starting to see some improvement and hopeful to be working again within the next month or so. Been off since end of Oct. and getting pretty bored with it all.
How's everyone??? Jammie, how you doin with the winter girl? I can't wait to see spring so I planted some bulbs (forcing them) in pots and should have something happening in the pots in a couple of weeks.
I'll check in again soon.
Some oldies but goodies, and very informative for all who are hanging out with these mysterious creatures...
Comprehending Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking minding my own
business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the
bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want."
"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; The clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."
Comprehending Engineers - Take Two
An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether
it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The
architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the
passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to
the plant and get some work done."
Comprehending Engineers - Take Three
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
Engineers?
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
Comprehending Engineers - Take Five
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half- empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
And, if you haven't seen it yet, watch Big Bang Theory on Monday nights. It's the best explanation of Engineers I've ever seen. I think it's hysterical!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patricia explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you?)
Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
I've sent out a few DM's to those I remember that watched the eagle Cam, last year. But I don't want to forget anyone, so I'm posting the link, here........Enjoy! It's early, I'm not sure if there's an egg in the nest, yet? Conservation: EagleCam | Outdoor Channel
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Gotta love them Engineers
