Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread)

[Nancy739]

I just spent five minutes trying to open the plastic wrap : ( It occurred to me that if I were as smart as Elon Musk, it would not have taken this long, and if I were Melania, I would not have these problems. Granted I'm not having to carry buckets of water on my head, but still : )

[snerk]

Every time I open the door to the house, maple leaves blow in and I'm tired of vacuuming and sweeping them, so I'm just going to call it "fall decor."

[pathrunner]

Bought a quart of Goat Milk last week inside the local Walmart, which is a miracle in itself since I live in a small town. Odered it for pickup last night, no liquid quarts. Only powdered. $13.42 + tax. The liquid quart was $4.99. One more example of stores forcing us to buy in bulk that doesn't spoil quickly. I suppose the powdered form saves money but it doesn't taste the same.

[Nancy739]

All the other houses have more leaves in their yards and so I feel deprived! I love the carpet of gold and red on the lawn, even the brown ones too!

If I had known the milk had gone bad, I would not have used it to make overnight oats : (

Whilst I dO have a new mop and bucket (powder blue no less), The Pink Stuff won't come until tomorrow!

The coffee is weak, the cat has the zoomies, and I need to go to Walm*** o.O

[elyn02]

When I decline a dinner invitation because I don't feel well, and the person asks "Did you go to work yesterday? If you did, then you are fine." Well, things can change overnight.

[allthatglitters]

Originally Posted by elyn02

.....Well, things can change overnight.

No kidding. I was looking at myself in the mirror this morning and I have a line/wrinkle that runs from the corner of my mouth to my chin...I swear it was not there yesterday! Stuff like this literally happens overnight...*sigh*

[allthatglitters]

One day you are young and cool and the next day you are excited by a good vacuum cleaner.

[Nonchalance]

Originally Posted by elyn02

When I decline a dinner invitation because I don't feel well, and the person asks "Did you go to work yesterday? If you did, then you are fine." Well, things can change overnight.

How rude of said person!

[Nancy739]

I want MY phone to stay ON until I turn it off!!! Is this asking too much of the manufacturer or am I in some communist country where the government decides how long I can keep my phone on?

[SeaOfGrass]

I just saw a headline, "My parents are spending my inheritance - what can I do about it?"