Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (parent)

[Nomadicus]

Originally Posted by Katsmeeyow

Oh crap - now i cannot unsee this!!!

You got off easy. Wait until you can't unsee a spatchcocked turkey... Don't ask I how know.....

[Nancy739]

I did not know there were only four dinner napkins left because they were in a bottom cabinet under the toaster.

[Nonchalance]

Originally Posted by Katsmeeyow

Oh crap - now i cannot unsee this!!!

Glad to be of assistance!

[SeaOfGrass]

Speaking of which, isn't "spatchcock" an awesome word? I might just post it in the writing forum.

[Nomadicus]

Originally Posted by SeaOfGrass

Speaking of which, isn't "spatchcock" an awesome word? I might just post it in the writing forum.

That is not some sort of "Witchcraft" word now is it?

[Katsmeeyow]

Originally Posted by SeaOfGrass

Speaking of which, isn't "spatchcock" an awesome word? I might just post it in the writing forum.

Yes!!! I think we need to use spatchcock in lieu of other words! Um.........well the guy was being such a spatchcock, or............Spatchcock this, buddy! Ha!

[Katsmeeyow]

Originally Posted by Nomadicus

That is not some sort of "Witchcraft" word now is it?

No.....it's spatchcraft!

[bjh]

I wanted beef nachos for dinner the other night, but a steak was thawed and ready to go. So i had to have steak for dinner.

[Nomadicus]

I want to work in the yard but my body wants a nap. Constant squabbling between the two.

[Nancy739]

I keep getting Robocalls. What the spatchcock is going on!