Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (weight, people)

[Nancy739]

A piece of eggshell fell into my egg, the toothpaste is gunked up, my neighbor never shuts up, hard-milled soap makes the shower drain clog, I'm afraid the guy who doesn't know how to use electric tools will be at it again all afternoon, the feral cat did not show up for her breakfast, all the guilt celery produces when you need one stalk and then are left with nine others and no plans : )

[Nomadicus]

It's 69° here now in Lower Alabama. No self respecting tomato will ripen in weather like this.

[KathrynAragon]

Originally Posted by Mightyqueen801

Oh you didn't say you have a new cat! Eh, go ahead and push the man thing down the road.

I have TOTALLY pushed the man thing down the road, for God only knows how long, maybe forever, and I feel fabulous about it.

And the kitty is really, really cute.

[Mightyqueen801]

I have one of those pepper grinders you buy pre-filled and then just throw away/recycle the plastic container. I get very frustrated because when I am in the kitchen and my hands are wet or greasy I can't get a grip on the plastic and turn it to grind the pepper. I have to set down the grinder, go wash and/or dry my hands, and then come back it.

[Mightyqueen801]

I have a new credit card, and while it has a tap feature, it doesn't have the icon with the little curved lines on it. The tap feature is embedded somewhere on the back of the card, where the number and expiration date and my name are, too.

I am still not used to it, and so I keep trying to tap the front of the card and then realize I have to tap the back of the card, and this makes me look stupid and embarrasses me in front of the checkout person at the liquor store.

[Nomadicus]

We have to weather watches going on. A flood watch and a tornado watch. Why can't we just be given a choice of one or the other?

[Nancy739]

Right in the middle of making instant mashed potatos I realized that my measuring cup was GONE. So I guessed how much two cups was. I guessed wrong. Now I have watery mashed potatos and shaken confidence in my estimating skills. I needed a MEDIUM sized sauce pan and all that was in the kitchen was a small one and a big one, so now I have to wash a big pan which only reminds me that I failed making instant mashed potatos

[PinaCarlotta]

USPS informed delivery told me I'll be receiving a package from Ding Hong. Who/what is Ding Hong? I'll find out tomorrow because I didn't order anything, especially from China. It shows it was scanned in early April.

[bjh]

I discovered a flavor of potato chip I really like only to learn they're becoming scarce as hens' teeth.

[Nomadicus]

By a freak accident the passenger side window on the van got left all the way down for a couple of days. A couple days of rain and it was not under the roof it should have been. Now the passenger seat is water logged.... Cup holder is holding water.... that's not in a cup or bottle....I'm really going to have to get the shop vac out and maybe I can speed the drying process.