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I have a nice fresh cheese and raspberry danish... and I was saving it for when i had time to sit down and make coffee, because coffee and danish go so well together. Well I just finished my coffee and I forgot about the danish. So i have to have ANOTHER cup of coffee but later because now it's too close to supper. Life can be chaotic.
Yesterday I had lunch in a nice restaurant, salad to start. The croutons were stale. The croutons. Were. Stale.
Stale croutons! That ain't right!
Stale croutons! You take a bite.
Instead of crunchy, they're kinda soggy?
Did you bring them home to feed to your doggy?
Stale croutons! That ain't right!
Stale croutons! You take a bite.
Instead of crunchy, they're kinda soggy?
Did you bring them home to feed to your doggy?
No dog here, we are cat lovers
And the cats would just cover
They ain't no fools
Their paws are their tools.
I don't think I am accomplishing much today. I'm retired, I tell myself, I don't have to accomplish anything. But I feel bad because I'm not accomplishing anything. Except, I made brownies.
We love cats, too.
We have no dogs, bigs or littles.
When we have stale croutons,
we call them Tender Vittles.
No cats will believe us.
The ruse is seen through-na.
Just get on the ball and open some tuna!
(This is the worst rhyme I've ever done.
But it's about dogs, cats, and croutons, so I'm still having fun. )
I have a nice fresh cheese and raspberry danish... and I was saving it for when i had time to sit down and make coffee, because coffee and danish go so well together. Well I just finished my coffee and I forgot about the danish. So i have to have ANOTHER cup of coffee but later because now it's too close to supper. Life can be chaotic.
Oh I do hope your danish stays fresh that long. It's so disappointing trying to eat a forgotten danish.
I cannot find White Rain hair mousse anywhere. It is the very best for setting my friends on fire, recreationally, no other kind works so well, and no one carries it now. Very frustrating.
I cannot find White Rain hair mousse anywhere. It is the very best for setting my friends on fire, recreationally, no other kind works so well, and no one carries it now. Very frustrating.
Have you tried Amazon? They have LOTS of things to help set your friends on fire. Who knows? They may even have an old Pinto. (Only old people will get that reference)
Have you tried Amazon? They have LOTS of things to help set your friends on fire. Who knows? They may even have an old Pinto. (Only old people will get that reference)
I just ordered some online. Now...we wait...
I went to a dollar store today, they are about the only place that usually has it in stock but lately none of the local ones do...and so I tried another brand, but it did not burn. Failure. Also I bought a white chocolate Twix bar, thinking THAT sounded like a good idea. It isn't very good.
Disappointing candy bars are disappointing.
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