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What is it about Sundays that makes people go shopping after church? Really, does a preacher's sermon make people want to buy things that badly? Anyhoo, I had a crappy day yesterday, and here is my vent to a few -insert sarcastic tone here- *charming* people.
Just because Im standing at the end of my register doesnt mean I want to hear these phrases from my customers:
"You look lonely"
"Im going to give you something to do"
"You waiting on me to keep you company?"
The answer to all of them is NO! Rant to Boneheaded Customer 1. Dont snap your fingers in my face because Im talking to a coworker about a problem with YOUR order that needs to be fixed, and you dont think Im scanning fast enough.
If you do, my mental message will be "I hope you choke you fat old bas****" Im not your slave, Im nobody's servant, just because I work retail DOES NOT mean Im uneducated or stupid, and so help me if I ever see you again in a situation where I wont lose my job I will chew your ass out for that crap . Rant to Dingbat Customer #2
Read the signs on the sale items, you dingbat. Its not my fault if you get the wrong item when you, the numbskull customer, dont even read the signs clearly posted above each item. No, I cant just type in a price, no matter how much of a hissy fit you throw.I do not have that authorization, and you arent worth my job.
Rant to Loud Thieving Brat I hope you get sick from the candy you stole out of the loose candy display. You're old enough to know better, but still stick your slimy hands into candy that everyone else eats.
To his mother, who did nothing, I hope whatever he catches gets passed on to you worse.
Rant to Dingbat Customer #2
Read the signs on the sale items, you dingbat. Its not my fault if you get the wrong item when you, the numbskull customer, dont even read the signs clearly posted above each item. No, I cant just type in a price, no matter how much of a hissy fit you throw.I do not have that authorization, and you arent worth my job.
Hi there, Dingbat Customer #2 here! To be fair, certain stores are quite deceptive when it comes to marking their sale items. They will place a higher priced item right near the sale item and unless or until you've been burned a few times, you won't even notice. Fellow numbskulls, 'er shoppers, check your receipts! And have a good day there, Sunshine!
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Fuzzy, I feel your pain.
Lacey, been there. You should have seen the look on his face when he realized I was smarter than his average bear (apologies to Yogi Bear).
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We don't need to know EVERYTHING.
And it's not just you. What's next? Do you wipe left handed or right?
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