I like villains only. Coz they have attitude, ego and character. The heroes are sissies and most of the time smooch all the women to Terrabythia, gross!
Patrick McGoohan - Ed Longshanks in Braveheart:
"trouble with Scotland is that.................. it's full of Scots"
"Grant them prima nocturna. First Night". Poor Sophie, lol.
"That's what happens when you send a woman"
"My greatness is better demonstrated when Wallace returns to Scotland and fights his country, in ashes" <royal, arrogant cough>
If I ever am a villain, I'll be Ed Longshanks.
Brendan Gleeson - Kingdom of Heaven:
I mean, WoW. Renauld (played by Brendan) sees an Arab caravan alongside Guy. So he tells Guy they must slaughter this caravan and enrage Saladin. Guy hesitates and Renauld goes on to say, "you weren't even here.
You were in Nazareth, praying"
I just wowed, somersaulted and fell to the ground
King Baldwin asks him to kneel for some spanking. And he kneels and sucks up like a good boy, lol
After the King's death, Guy finds a rollicking Renauld in his cell, doing his merry go round.
"Give me war"
<grins> "
That's what I do"
Joaquin Phoenix - Commodus in Gladiator:
Super-comical, like the historical bugger himself. Love it when he sticks his tongue out during the arena fight.
Hilarious seduction of his sister.
"My history is a little hazy, Cassius, but shouldn't the barbarians lose the battle of Carthage?"
This one steals the cake. If I ever get maniacal with someone I hate, I'll scream, "
Am I not merciful?" LMAO
I mean, Maximus the bugger, who does he have to commit regicide? That was outrageous.
Paul Giamatti - Hertz in Shoot'em up:
This guy is a piece of work. I mean, screw all the muscled buggers and 6-feeters in metro movies, he's the bee's knees.
The boob-grabbing of the dead woman. LOL
"This woman is lactating, find me every
wet nurse and hooker in lower manhattan"
To a lactating Monica Bellucci, starbucks cup in hand, "I need a little cream for my coffee, and some answers. Scram fellas, give me a moment alone with Cafe La Mamma. Mia Piccola Troietta"
Wife calls him when he is down, shot, "Hi Honey, I've run into a little hitch. I'll just be there in time for Tim's birthday. Hugs and kisses. Smooch Smooch"
To his hundred gun goons, before a shoot-out, "You know a Jimmy Cagney love scene? He lets the good guy live. And if that happens, I'm gonna want more than my money back"
This is all I can think of, off the top of my head. I'll post when I recall anything
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