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Four American friends have planned a week-long golfing vacation at a resort. Then the wife of one of the guys throws a fit and demands he cancel the vacation to spend more time with her. So he notifies his buddies with regret that he won't be making the trip.
The three friends meet at the resort bar and see the fourth friend sitting there with a beer. They're surprised and happy to see him. One asks, "What happened? We thought your wife put the kibosh on this trip? How'd you change her mind?"
"Well, my wife had just seen '50 Shades of Grey' with her girlfriends. And last night, I come home and there she is, in a negligee, candles in the bedroom, wine poured and some silk scarves and handcuffs on the bed. We had some wine and then she told me to use the handcuffs and silk scarves to tie her up and then do anything I wanted. So here I am."
LOL, reminds me of the joke about the wife telling her husband, "If you win the lottery I am going to take half and leave you" Next day he comes home and says, "I won, here's your half, 2 dollars, now get your things and get out."
By the way if you go to youtube they show clips of the movie. All you want to see of it and it's free.
Movie opens on Feb 13 which is mistresses day. No kidding.
Ok guys... Maybe you all can start another thread to bash a book a majority of you have never read but it would be nice for those who want to see the movie to be able to post on this thread without being ridiculed.
And for the record there is a lot more to this story than the sex stuff. One thing I do like is that she doesn't give in to all his demands and is pretty strong about it. The story is that he is a broken person and how she changes him for the better not the other way around.
Never happens in real life though. Like one review said these women usually end up dead or in a women's shelter.
Not into BDSM, so this wouldn't be erotic for us. There is better written Mommy Porn out there. I'll stick with my Outlander.
I wonder how many here have read The Sleeping Beauty trilogy by Anne Rice. She wrote them under the name A.N. Roquelaure. It's about "the erotic adventures of Sleeping Beauty" and boy, is it! lol It has a little bit of everything including BDSM. I wonder if Disney will ever make the movie.
Another website I go to, that has forums similar to CD, used to have a forum for women who lived BDSM. It was a very active forum at one time and I was surprised at how women actually lived that life and their reasons why. A LOT of it had to do with religious beliefs and the man being "the boss". I never did understand it, really, and I guess I'm too independent to even think about such a relationship. I was told, by them, that was why I "can't stay married".
Every news show, entertainment, talk show is nothing but this.....I'm reeaaaallllly sick of it. I suspect it will be the monetary hit they are predicting but am hoping it will be a quick flash in the pan, flop somehow. Bleh.
the reviews seem to think it lacks sizzle. to me the male lead lacks sizzle as well and I don't buy him as a dom.
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