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Old 08-10-2018, 05:07 PM
 
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Captain, someone has reported me to the authorities. I may not have much time. I found my burned out eyeballs and rehydrated them in the pool. I have secured the pod bay door. Sir, it’s been a pleasure serving under you.

 
Old 08-13-2018, 05:37 AM
 
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Captain, I once again ventured out the pod bay doors to retrieve supplies. There was a large dust storm in this land last night. I saw a lone shoe on the pavement. I believe it might belong to the one-legged creature that lost its sock in my previous transmission.

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Old 08-16-2018, 03:42 PM
 
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My paper delivery person keeps strange hours, as do I. He almost nailed me in the head, and seems to like my George bust on my patio. Has hit him twice.

Do you think the Review Journal will respond to my request that he shout “INCOMING” before launch?
 
Old 08-16-2018, 05:44 PM
 
Location: Pahrump, NV
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sounds like george needs a helmet
 
Old 08-16-2018, 10:44 PM
 
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sounds like george needs a helmet
Naw. He’s a gorilla, he can take a hit.
 
Old 08-17-2018, 01:18 AM
 
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We have a Lyndon Johnson gnome out front. Certainly the worst for wear after all these years,
 
Old 08-17-2018, 01:28 AM
 
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Mine actually is a gorilla that my mom named George. She got him at a yard sale and rescued him. She stuccoed him. My son dragged him all the way to NYC with him, but I currently have custody. I am going to paint him with the glow in the dark spray paint. I already bought it. My mom would like that. He’s kind of a family heirloom. Kinda cool to light him up and stick him amongst the plants when I go to California in September or so.
 
Old 08-17-2018, 07:23 AM
 
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This last wind storm not only kicked my ass, but my neighbor’s dog must have sneezed 22 times in the five minutes I saw him. He has allergies.

I think he is the cutest dog I’ve ever seen. And we share the same allergies.

When I steal him, we will run to a land with no oleanders.
 
Old 08-17-2018, 08:23 AM
 
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Noleander, Utah. Nice place. City ordinance against gorilla statues though.
 
Old 08-17-2018, 02:19 PM
 
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I just found out that there are no more Mormons in Utah.
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