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Old 09-12-2016, 06:34 AM
 
Location: Davie, FL
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The fatal flaw you forgot is that a good portion of the year it is thunder storming. What do you do then??? LOL you guys are so lucky a hurricane hasn't come in recent years...Have fun in Portland??? How about you have fun cleaning up the wreckage of your flooded house and green swimming pool. I hear FPL delivers WORLD CLASS customer service during outages HAHAHA. Okay I have to stop this is too much hilarity for me.

Except, I'm not a beach person. Nor do I care for pro league sports so neither of those do anything for me.

Id take armpit hair any day over pretentiousness, implants, "tanned" hides, and hair extensions. At least I know the armpit hair is real!!! And the chicks here are broke too. Their selling point is their fake boobage and....hmm....nothing else. Apparently looks are the whole portfolio in that regard. Yes I'd take armpit hair any day over a superficial mooch who thinks their looks entitle them to the world And by the way south Florida is one of the biggest STD infestation centers worldwide. Ew!!!!!
Ever heard of a standby generator? I've been through many hurricanes and minimal power outages. It's trivial. Thunderstorms a good portion of the year? For 20 minutes, yes. Weather was off and on yesterday, we watched movies and football for some of the day and when the sun was out, jumped in the pool. Awful.....

Your issues with Florida are entirely fictional. I'm sure Portland will just be paradise for you....
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Old 09-12-2016, 12:53 PM
 
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Ever heard of a standby generator? I've been through many hurricanes and minimal power outages. It's trivial. Thunderstorms a good portion of the year? For 20 minutes, yes. Weather was off and on yesterday, we watched movies and football for some of the day and when the sun was out, jumped in the pool. Awful.....

Your issues with Florida are entirely fictional. I'm sure Portland will just be paradise for you....
Yes I know Florida is a complete paradise with no problems whatsoever. All issues or negative statements are fictional. I also realize that every person in Florida has the luxury to go to the beach any time they want and sip unlimited Cosmos, owns a wave runner, and lives on the water. Everyone in Florida makes a minimum of $200,000 a year. Lastly, thank you for that meteorological knowledge -- I'd forgotten that storms come in Florida only 20 minutes of the year -- thank you
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Old 09-12-2016, 01:59 PM
 
Location: Davie, FL
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Yes I know Florida is a complete paradise with no problems whatsoever. All issues or negative statements are fictional. I also realize that every person in Florida has the luxury to go to the beach any time they want and sip unlimited Cosmos, owns a wave runner, and lives on the water. Everyone in Florida makes a minimum of $200,000 a year. Lastly, thank you for that meteorological knowledge -- I'd forgotten that storms come in Florida only 20 minutes of the year -- thank you

Did you know that it never rains in Portland? Sun is out every day, and it doesn't get dark either. It's sunshine, butterflies, and happy music all the time. Just incredible. Paradise. Go, quickly....
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Old 09-12-2016, 04:12 PM
 
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Did you know that it never rains in Portland? Sun is out every day, and it doesn't get dark either. It's sunshine, butterflies, and happy music all the time. Just incredible. Paradise. Go, quickly....
You said it yourself.

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Old 09-12-2016, 07:28 PM
 
Location: Fort Liquordale, Florida
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Old 09-12-2016, 09:34 PM
 
Location: Weston, FL
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Did you know that it never rains in Portland? Sun is out every day, and it doesn't get dark either. It's sunshine, butterflies, and happy music all the time. Just incredible. Paradise. Go, quickly....
You forgot rainbows and puppy breath.

Rainbows, but it never rains. Just never ending rainbows all by themselves. Magic.
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Old 09-13-2016, 10:41 AM
 
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You forgot rainbows and puppy breath.

Rainbows, but it never rains. Just never ending rainbows all by themselves. Magic.
You said it, not me.
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:09 PM
 
Location: Davie, FL
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You forgot rainbows and puppy breath.

Rainbows, but it never rains. Just never ending rainbows all by themselves. Magic.
Of course it doesn't rain in Portland nor is it ever cloudy. Because you know, rain was a major negative about Florida... and Portland is paradise.

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Old 09-13-2016, 12:53 PM
 
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Of course it doesn't rain in Florida nor is it ever cloudy. Because you know, rain was a major negative about Florida... and Portland is paradise.
Again you said it.
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Old 09-20-2016, 08:55 PM
 
Location: Fort Liquordale, Florida
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Portland is the opposite of Fort Liquordale in every way. Glad I don't live out there among the extreme-anything-goes-liberal-mindset.
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