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You need to get out more... You are operating under Jersey Shore and Soprano stereotypes. The women in my family can't even go into public more than 5 minutes without guys falling all over them. And these are not scantily clad, fat, loudmouthed, vulgar bimbos at bars.
We're talking professional, slim/fit, educated, well-dressed, well-spoken women just going to Starbucks, the grocery store, the dry cleaners, etc. and constantly getting hit on - it can get annoying. Last week, we were walking into the movie theatre and the usher stopped dead in his tracks to tell us we were some of the most beautiful women he's ever seen. Now that is Italian beauty! These are women who have never, ever had to buy themselves a drink at the bar. These are women who have never had to stand in a club line. And I can not emphasize enough how well these women age. Sophia Loren is but one example.
That's ok if Italian women are not your "type," but it is definitely the "type" of many, many men out there.
And as for you GOBBARK.... You are one of the most intelligent, handsome, well-written men I have encountered on this forum.
I'm putty in your hands ladies. What was I saying again? If you ever want to see a man do stupid stuff, run into things, lose track of what he was doing or thinking...just be an Italian lady, and or, look like one.
You need to get out more... You are operating under Jersey Shore and Soprano stereotypes. The women in my family can't even go into public more than 5 minutes without guys falling all over them. And these are not scantily clad, fat, loudmouthed, vulgar bimbos at bars.
We're talking professional, slim/fit, educated, well-dressed, well-spoken women just going to Starbucks, the grocery store, the dry cleaners, etc. and constantly getting hit on - it can get annoying. Last week, we were walking into the movie theatre and the usher stopped dead in his tracks to tell us we were some of the most beautiful women he's ever seen. Now that is Italian beauty! These are women who have never, ever had to buy themselves a drink at the bar. These are women who have never had to stand in a club line. And I can not emphasize enough how well these women age. Sophia Loren is but one example.
That's ok if Italian women are not your "type," but it is definitely the "type" of many, many men out there.
And as for you GOBBARK.... You are one of the most intelligent, handsome, well-written men I have encountered on this forum.
Madam, there are slim fit women in every kind. Even in Sudan or Somalia. Perhaps they are slim fit for various other reasons.
I thought everyone was aware of my location.
And from right here on the swamps, all I can advise most of the Italian ladies is to put down that four cheese stuffed tubetini pasta down and get on the darn stepmill asap. Momma earth is quaking. I just don't want a tsunami. Survived one last year.
Madam, there are slim fit women in every kind. Even in Sudan or Somalia. Perhaps they are slim fit for various other reasons.
I thought everyone was aware of my location.
And from right here on the swamps, all I can advise most of the Italian ladies is to put down that four cheese stuffed tubetini pasta down and get on the darn stepmill asap. Momma earth is quaking. I just don't want a tsunami. Survived one last year.
Sir, don't know where you are, nor do I care... You're really not that important. Having traveled over many continents and through many countries, I believe the Italian standard of beauty is about as timeless and as universal as it gets. The reactions of foreign men and the paintings in the Louvre would attest to that.
Unlikely that any beautiful Italian woman would even care to venture near your jaws though. Perhaps that is why you hate them so - rejection can do that to a man. Keep on fishing for those sloppy swampy seconds though croc. Good luck with it.
Sir, don't know where you are, nor do I care... You're really not that important. Having traveled over many continents and through many countries, I believe the Italian standard of beauty is about as timeless and as universal as it gets. The reactions of foreign men and the paintings in the Louvre would attest to that.
Unlikely that any beautiful Italian woman would even care to venture near your jaws though. Perhaps that is why you hate them so - rejection can do that to a man. Keep on fishing for those sloppy swampy seconds though croc. Good luck with it.
Domina, allow the crocodile to gently remind you.
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Originally Posted by Currency Pair Crocodile
We're strictly talking Italians in America. Not the real Italy. I doubt the Italian American populace can even correctly locate Italy on the African map.
Now that you mention jaws, feed me an Italian BBW with parmesan on top.
Smoking hot! You can see that look is what I like by my choices in the men body type thread. All those women are nearly identical, though some aren't necessarily Italian. They do a good job of looking like one though. Dark/dark...
Uck....men are so hairy and smelly. I am a guy....yet quite disgusted by the sight on the less-fair sex.
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If you ever want to see a man do stupid stuff, run into things, lose track of what he was doing or thinking...just be an Italian lady, and or, look like one.
Lorraine Bracco
Dark/dark...