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Originally Posted by Trader8
You Paul supporters are like those pesky little gnats that fly around my (pretty) face in the summertime.
Just have to swat them away every now and then and go about my business ...
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What, you can't find anything good to say about Obama, so you just have to
swat at a Paul supporter
I know Obama has had problems with flies,
gnats not so much
Obama Has A Problem With Circle Flies
"Cowboy from Texas attends a social function
where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan.
Once Obama discovers the cowboy is from
President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him
by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says,
"Y'all havin' a problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped his drawl, and said,
"Well, yes, if that's what they're called,
but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies,
"Circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies,
because they're almost always found
circlin' around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies, as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later, he stops and bluntly asks,
"Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
No, sir," the cowboy replies,
"I have too much respect for the citizens of this country
to call their president a horse's ass."
"Well, that's good," Obama responds.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl, says,
"Hard to fool them flies though."