I think these are almost as good as the reviews for the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt:
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
Though I have to admit, the Three Wolf Moon's ability to "get the McRib at McDonald's and play Monopoly whenever I wanted" holds a kind of appeal. Now I wonder, if someone wore the watch and the Three Wolf Moon shirt at the same time, would there be a rupture in the time-space continuum due to so much awesomeness concentrated in such a small space?