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Old 04-23-2024, 09:15 AM
 
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Old 04-23-2024, 08:38 PM
 
Location: Texas
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"I am not an animal!"... "I am, a man!"


A Man Called Horse


"Blooonnndiiieee!"
Blondie and Dagwood

"You just watch me go!"
The Hulk's dad (Nick Nolte).


"It's for washing your back side!"
Crocodile Dundee

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Old 04-25-2024, 02:49 PM
 
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry, and your mascara runs.
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Old 04-25-2024, 03:38 PM
 
Location: Spring, Texas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGOtZDk6wRc
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Old 04-25-2024, 03:45 PM
 
Location: Victory Mansions, Airstrip One
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Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make espresso.
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Old 04-25-2024, 04:16 PM
 
Location: East Bay, CA
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Don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper....does just fine by itself
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Old 04-26-2024, 10:06 AM
 
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Once upon a time, in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy, an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission. The missile went up, but something went wrong and they had to bring it down. Captain Nelson landed on an island in the South Pacific where he found a bottle. At least it looked like a bottle. But it didn't act like a bottle... because in it was a genie. Oh, not your average, everyday genie. But a beautiful genie... who could grant any wish. Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free. Only she didn't want to be free. You know how it is when you've been cooped up in a bottle for 2000 years. She wanted to have fun. And she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson. So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach. A mythical town in a mythical state called Florida. And there in this house, the girl in the bottle plays Spin The Astronaut.
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:27 PM
 
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I love the smell of naplam in the morning... It smells like victory!
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Old 04-26-2024, 04:21 PM
 
Location: Victory Mansions, Airstrip One
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Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia.
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Old 04-26-2024, 11:34 PM
 
Location: Northern California
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I find this highly illogical.
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