famous lines from our generation's TV & movies

[moguldreamer]

He's on Double-Secret Probation!

[moguldreamer]

Ward -

There's something wrong with The Beaver.

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Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.

[NW4me]

Simon?

Theodore?

Alvin?

Alvin??

Alviiinnn!!

[moguldreamer]

Lucy! I'm Home!


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Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals.... "Are you unpoopular?! Do you pop out at parties?!"

[moguldreamer]

<Bark! Bark!>

"What's that, Lassie?"

<Bark! Bark!>

"Timmie's in trouble?"

<Bark! Bark!>

"Where is he, girl?"

<Bark! Bark!>

"He fell into the well?"

<Bark! Bark!>

"And the neighbor's trying to pull him out?"

[hikernut]

No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

[NW4me]

One by one, our old friends are gone. Death -- natural or not -- prison, deported.
Hyman Roth is the only one left, because he always made money for his partners.

[hikernut]

You look mahvelous!

I live in a van, down by the river!

We are two wild and crazy guys!

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

Well isn’t that special!

Ve just vant to pump [clap] — you up!

I'm Gumby, dammit!

[NW4me]

My offer is this: nothing.

[lpc123]

"No Mr. Bond, I want you to die."


"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."


"The truth is out there."


"Book 'em, Danno."


And for British comedy fans out there...



"Did you try turning it off and on?"


"Wensleydale!"