Ladies, What Does Your Perfect Guy Look Like? (lesbians, how to, kids)

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by JSizzle225

That's how I look. My nose hair trimmer broke over the weekend.

Cool! Got braids coming out of your ears, too? You're shaping up to be my dream guy!

[JSizzle225]

I don't have ears. They got rubbed off, slowly, over the years, while high school wrestling.

[TheImportersWife]

Originally Posted by JSizzle225

I don't have ears. They got rubbed off, slowly, over the years, while high school wrestling.

Better than cauliflower ear, plus you can't hear women b*tching and whining.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by JSizzle225

I don't have ears. They got rubbed off, slowly, over the years, while high school wrestling.

Too bad. Maybe we can still get ya some braid extensions and attach them to the rudimentary ears...

[JSizzle225]

Originally Posted by TheImportersWife

Better than cauliflower ear, plus you can't hear women b*tching and whining.

I just lost my ears, I'm not deaf. If you lose your ears you could still hear because of like the ear drum and cochlear bone. Do you want me to tell you more about hearing, or is it boring?

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by JSizzle225

I just lost my ears, I'm not deaf. If you lose your ears you could still hear because of like the ear drum and cochlear bone. Do you want me to tell you more about hearing, or is it boring?

You didn't "lose" your ears. You willingly participated in an activity extremely likely to deprive ya from having them! What's with people and self-mutilation anyway?!

[JSizzle225]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Too bad. Maybe we can still get ya some braid extensions and attach them to the rudimentary ears...

Why are you so heck bent on changing me?

[TheImportersWife]

Originally Posted by JSizzle225

I just lost my ears, I'm not deaf. If you lose your ears you could still hear because of like the ear drum and cochlear bone. Do you want me to tell you more about hearing, or is it boring?

It's almost as exciting as back & nose hair, but I'll pass.

[JSizzle225]

Originally Posted by TheImportersWife

It's almost as exciting as back & nose hair, but I'll pass.

I can braid you a friendship bracelet out of either, let me know if you are down.

[ChessieMom]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Aaaww, the schmoopies of the world...

Hey who you callin' a schmoopie???

Shoot...I had to go look it up!