I can't take it anymore. (quote)

[in_newengland]

Originally Posted by chiroptera

I have a cute joke about Dirty Old Women but I probably can't tell it here.

So y'all will just have to use yer imaginations.

They probably (ready for this? I just saw it) can't pass mustard.

So what do the Dirty Old Women pass then. Again, use your imagination.

[jtur88]

Originally Posted by southward bound

I'm reminded of how often someone who didn't catch my name says, "What was your name again?" or, "What did you say your name was?"

Sometimes, I smile and say, "It still is...." and I repeat it for them.

Reminds me of the one about the guy who responded to "I thought you were somebody else" by saying "I am".

[Dirt Grinder]

Originally Posted by jtur88

Reminds me of the one about the guy who responded to "I thought you were somebody else" by saying "I am".

And that reminds me of the time my wife and I went to a restaurant and the hostess asked "Do you have reservations?" I replied with "Yes, but we thought we'd try the food anyway."

The waitress asked for the name on the reservation?

[swbtoo]

Originally Posted by Dirt Grinder

And that reminds me of the time my wife and I went to a restaurant and the hostess asked "Do you have reservations?" I replied with "Yes, but we thought we'd try the food anyway."

The waitress asked for the name on the reservation?

That's a good one too. Must remember that. (rep comin' your way in a second)

[Fox Terrier]

Originally Posted by Mightyqueen801

Sounds like something that takes the "Battery-Operated Boyfriend" idea to a whole new level!

Ha ha. That's what I thought, also.

I just knew someone else could make a better joke about it than I could!!

DIGITal, no less!

[brokencrayola]

"Hadn't had relationship with disseized Brother for 43 years" It is supposed to be deseased. Not sure why "brother" is capitalized either.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by brokencrayola

"Hadn't had relationship with disseized Brother for 43 years" It is supposed to be deseased. Not sure why "brother" is capitalized either.

Did you mean, "deceased"?
Or, did you mean, "diseased"?
(I suppose that the man could have been diseased for many years before he was...seized...by death.)

There is no such word as, "deseased", as far as I know.

[Mightyqueen801]

Originally Posted by brokencrayola

"Hadn't had relationship with disseized Brother for 43 years" It is supposed to be deseased. Not sure why "brother" is capitalized either.

I saw that, too. Someone corrected him and got reamed for it. I don't (usually, there have been exceptions) correct people's posts in the thread. I come here instead.

[fleetiebelle]

In a thread about pets I saw someone refer to a family's "docksun." Took me a minute to decipher.

[Mightyqueen801]

Originally Posted by fleetiebelle

In a thread about pets I saw someone refer to a family's "docksun." Took me a minute to decipher.

And I saw "dotson" yesterday.