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Old 07-26-2016, 11:48 AM
 
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Our local newspaper is having problems with its grammar today:

The Neenah Aldi store should be ready for it's grand opening on Thursday, August 25.

 
Old 07-26-2016, 12:49 PM
 
Location: Ohio, dammit!
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[quote=Lodestar;44815297]Would it be hyperbole for me to say a radio announcer just murdered the English language when he pronounced it "hyper-ball?"


Still listening. It's worse than I thought. The guy is a legislator. [/

Too many people winning "Power Ball", hence the need to introduce "Hyper Ball".

It's fun and easy!! Just pick 11 numbers between 1 and 165, select 5 random letters that can be in any order, pick the letter AND number you think will be on tonight's "Hyper Ball" (again A-Z and 1-165).

Drawings every Wednesday at 8pm. Tickets available at all State Lottery Outlets Wednesday from 730pm to 745pm. Good Luck!!


(Ifyouthinkyouhaveaproblemwithcompulsivegamblingpl easecall18008008000andwewilltellyoutostopgoodluck)
 
Old 07-26-2016, 12:52 PM
 
Location: Ohio, dammit!
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This one gives me fits.......


"HOME'S for sale"
 
Old 07-26-2016, 01:23 PM
 
Location: Heart of Dixie
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"...see if their is any insulation on top of the ducks..."

There's some quackery afoot here.
 
Old 07-26-2016, 01:50 PM
 
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Originally Posted by Dirt Grinder View Post
"...see if their is any insulation on top of the ducks..."

There's some quackery afoot here.
...and they are undoubtedly webbed feet!
 
Old 07-26-2016, 04:07 PM
 
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Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels View Post
Must have drank too much cool aide!
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And now his blather is full?
 
Old 07-26-2016, 10:32 PM
 
Location: Mid-Atlantic
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Originally Posted by Rob Allen View Post
My wife bought a "convertible" wrap skirt that can be worn in a number of ways. The maker's website includes some instructions for various options. One of them starts with "Place wrap behind your waste line".

It has "waste" for "waist" in at least two places.
That's pretty low. It's almost skirt on the ground.
 
Old 07-26-2016, 11:53 PM
 
Location: Georgia, USA
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... it is time people like you take their blinkers off and see her for what she is.

In a discussion about the sexual shenanigans of a certain former President, a reference to the

... oral office ...
 
Old 07-27-2016, 12:21 PM
 
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We just visited xxxxxxxxx and was not impressed, did we miss anything?
 
Old 07-27-2016, 01:33 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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The past week couldn't have went better for Trump.


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