I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote)

[Achelois]

Does anyone have a vanilla envelope?

:-)

[Fox Terrier]

Originally Posted by Retriever

I wonder if any alcohol might have spilled onto his cloths.

(The folks who don't know the difference between "breath" and "breathe" probably also don't know the difference between "clothes" and "cloths".)

So true! I've seen that many times.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by Achelois

Does anyone have a vanilla envelope?

Unfortunately, I spilled some chocolate ice cream on my last remaining envelope, so it is apparently now a "chocolate envelope". Would that be acceptable?

[CraigCreek]

Originally Posted by Achelois

Does anyone have a vanilla envelope?

:-)

No, but I have some manila ice cream - would that do??

[Retriever]

...this was a fragrant conflict of interest...

I guess that the conflict in question was a really smelly one, and--perhaps--it was also flagrant!

[Retriever]

My Voltswagon is possess!

[Fox Terrier]

Take a roll call.

Cinnamon: "Here!"
Hamburger: "Here!"
Sweet: "Here!"

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by Fox Terrier

Take a roll call.

Cinnamon: "Here!"
Hamburger: "Here!"
Sweet: "Here!"

It is roll call (not role call) if you are referring to taking attendance.

[Rowan123]

If my apartment filed for an eviction, can they dismiss it if I paid before court


Who knew that apartments were so litigious.

[suzy_q2010]

Hand lettered sign seen today:

basement yard sell