I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote)

[southwest88]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

It was hard to get a good pic but its very pretty the dress, the pattern is a flower with a few sequence here and there. Barley worn.

Another splendid example! I mean really, Who would want a dress that couldn't follow instructions? I mean, what are the little b&w numbered shoe outlines & arrows on the floor for, if not so that you can follow the sequence & dance the night away?


Barley worn - Yuppers, only worn to Brit Maypole dances, by a spritely little old pensioner, guv! It's all on the up & up! (In her spare time, she was like a busker, y'know?)

[Gerania]

Originally Posted by Rob Allen

To those who do not use capital letters:

How are we supposed to tell if you helped your Uncle Jack off a horse, or if you helped your uncle jack off a horse?

i broke my arm recently. i'm so sorry, uncle, that they'll think the worst of you.

[Dirt Grinder]

"...and serving wig ride or tortilla chips."


Well, how much for both?

[Nicci6Squirrels]

From a local newspaper:

See how kids from ____ Elemntary School turned bad news into something good.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

That Bar will be miss my many people. They has good fish.
And to think I was wanting there fish fry just the other day!
Did the fire start in the upstares.

We need a new school board . This one has lost the confidence of it's constituents .

[Dirt Grinder]

"We ended up having Five guys for dinner..."


Finally, a sequel to "Eating Raoul" - "Eating Raoul and Friends"

[suzy_q2010]

From a news article about a young boy who had to leave an airplane because of a presumed allergy to dogs:

"A kid whose mother said she understood why they had to debark from the plane, but could not fathom her fellow human beings’ reaction."

Debark was used again in the same article a few lines later.

[in_newengland]

Originally Posted by suzy_q2010

From a news article about a young boy who had to leave an airplane because of a presumed allergy to dogs:

"A kid whose mother said she understood why they had to debark from the plane, but could not fathom her fellow human beings’ reaction."

Debark was used again in the same article a few lines later.

Maybe he was really allergic BARKing dogs?

[Nonchalance]

I ended up getting Charles Dixon A Christmas Carol book

Plagarism!

[Rob Allen]

Originally Posted by suzy_q2010

From a news article about a young boy who had to leave an airplane because of a presumed allergy to dogs:

"A kid whose mother said she understood why they had to debark from the plane, but could not fathom her fellow human beings’ reaction."

Debark was used again in the same article a few lines later.

Nothing wrong there:

debark
dēˈbärk
verb
leave a ship or aircraft.
unload (cargo or troops) from a ship or aircraft.