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SATX56 · 04-12-2009, 01:50 PM

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debey · 04-12-2009, 05:55 PM

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.

'I feel terrible,' ! he explains,
'I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.'

The blonde says,'Don't worry.'

She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

'What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?'

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

'Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.'

Happy Easter!!!

R_Cowgirl · 04-13-2009, 10:36 PM

This one posted in the Entertainment forum by LondonGirl: Amazing Amazing singer on Britain's Got Talent. She just sang a few nights ago, so this is new:

Don't know why the picture won't let us link, but click on the link below it:
YouTube - Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009

debey · 04-14-2009, 09:08 PM

todays smile!~~~
Wonderful sunshine, 65+ degrees
& one of these........

Jammie · 04-15-2009, 08:59 AM

It might be windy out, but the sun is shining and it's been relatively warm. That's definitely something to smile about.

emkassu · 04-15-2009, 07:17 PM

Hope I'm not repeating anything here

I received this little story in an e-mail.

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
> > (this was actually reported by a teacher)
> >
> > After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
> >
> > One child wrote the following:
> >
> > We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
> >
> > They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they
> > moved to Arizona.
> >
> > Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They
ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they
are anymore.
> >
> > They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
> > because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them
> > very well.
> >
> > There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats
> > on.
> >
> > At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He
> > watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
> > cruising in their golf carts.
> >
> > Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every
night --- early birds.
> >
> > Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
> > The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
> >
> > My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
> > says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too..
> >
> > When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
> > Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
> >
> >
> >
> > ..... PRICELESS