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Since this a religious alternative to atheist humour, I'll post this one as I have seen it posted before but this is the first version that made sense.
"An atheist went out on a fishing trip with some pals and as it got late. a severe storm blew up and threatened to capsize the boat.
'Oh dear God', screamed one 'save me and I shall lead a reformed life!'
'O holy Jesus!' howled the other 'save my miserable life and I shall spend hours in church praising thy name!'
'Sweet Virgin Mary,' bleats the third 'Bring me safe to shore and I shall be thy devoted worshipper, ever.'
'And, you - what are you going to do?' they asked the silent unbeliever.
'I'll tell you what I'm NOT going to do - ever go boating with three other atheists ever again.'
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