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Old 02-03-2010, 03:33 AM
 
Location: Ohio
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Look at her with bedroom eyes.
In your pajamas.
Or thong.
At work.
You'll either get fired or get laid.
Maybe both.
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:44 AM
 
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You guys all sound like 'high schoolers' in your emotional maturity. Does any work get done there?
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:52 AM
 
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Okay, normally I wouldn't advice this, but since yours is a desperate case...

Tell her "I can't help the way I feel about you. Don't ask me to look at a beautiful creature and not feel anything about her. The very sight of you makes me breathless. I know you are in a relationship, but I can love you better than him."

There. I just helped you get laid.

Oh, and get ready for parenthood, cus if you keep it up, she's gonna want to have your baby.
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:30 AM
 
Location: Incognito
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Tell her you worked for Google before.
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:35 AM
 
Location: New Zealand and Australia
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You are one VERY VERY strange dude TVSG. Please don't pro-create, or ask for advice on the forum how to pro-create..........
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Old 02-03-2010, 06:12 AM
 
Location: Fuquay Varina
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You are one VERY VERY strange dude TVSG. Please don't pro-create, or ask for advice on the forum how to pro-create..........

lol
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:00 PM
 
Location: 2nd state in the union...
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She says this a lot and sometimes say-"didn't I tell you I'm in a relationship? Or she may say-"I see you at looking me with those googly eyes, I'm not available"

Ok everyone, I may be unaware of how I look at her but I never heard the term "googly eyes" before and always get confused when she says-What are you looking at? Can anyone tell me what she is talking about? I don't want her to think I'm checking her out in the office.
I've wondered this for awhile now, so I'm finally going to ask....how in God's name do you manage to function every day? I swear, you haven't a lick of common sense in your body. Rather than googling "googly eyes" you come here, ask silly questions and make yourself look like a moron.
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:06 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Just tell her she has googly Boobs and they make your eyes happy.
I just cracked up out loud!
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:08 PM
 
Location: Pa
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You are one VERY VERY strange dude TVSG. Please don't pro-create, or ask for advice on the forum how to pro-create..........
He doesn't know how I used finger puppets but they still didn't help....
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:11 PM
 
Location: Syracuse IS Central New York.
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You guys all sound like 'high schoolers' in your emotional maturity. Does any work get done there?
I was wondering the same thing.....Is this a REAL workplace?????
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