08-13-2009, 03:37 PM
Location: Southern Illinois
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I don't think any of y'all need flirting lessons--I'm learning plenty about how to flirt online.
08-13-2009, 03:56 PM
Location: Wherever women are
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lionking
I wasn't planning on throwing apples into the cleevage of apples,I was planning on throwing them into melons.
Time to coin a new term. You are a melanomaniac
But then, so am I
But seriously, imagine mercury hitting Jupiter. There sure will be a warp in the milky way, but Jupiter will just be fine.
You just gotta revise your strategy and gun for some satellite space, so you can keep orbiting Jupiter
08-13-2009, 04:02 PM
Location: in my imagination
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Originally Posted by
Antlered Chamataka
Time to coin a new term. You are a melanomaniac
But then, so am I
But seriously, imagine mercury hitting Jupiter. There sure will be a warp in the milky way, but Jupiter will just be fine.
You just gotta revise your strategy and gun for some satellite space, so you can keep orbiting Jupiter
ok then how about two Jupiters together and we'll coin them the "milkyway"?
08-13-2009, 04:34 PM
Location: Wherever women are
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lionking
ok then how about two Jupiters together and we'll coin them the "milkyway"?
Then it's time for our theme song
David Bowie - Space oDDDity
Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground control to major tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one,
LIFTOFF
08-14-2009, 02:40 PM
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Antlered Chamataka
Throw a honey roasted almond into her cleavage. The aim's very important here
and then retrieve it with your lips and mouth
08-15-2009, 06:41 PM
Location: Wherever women are
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Tzaphkiel
and then retrieve it with your lips and mouth
This works with nutter dudes like I
But with Samston here, my best bet is that his right hand works better and more efficiently than his tongue
08-19-2009, 01:25 PM
Location: Between Philadelphia and Allentown, PA
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mountainman51
So this is what you talk about on here. I guess the best way to flirt with a lady is when her husband isnt looking?
LOL
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