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Ok, this thread is dedicated to one bit of harmless flirt you got on recently that you felt good about. It might not have been instigated by you, it might not have been reciprocated, but you came away happy.
I will go first.
Charity car event involving toys for disadvantaged kids with the marine corp helping out. Flirted shamelessly with the cutest blonde (marine) I have seen in a long time. She was too young but it was harmless and a lot of fun.
This is what happened to me 8 weeks ago in the city
Me and a male friend went to the corner hot dog stand
to get a bite for lunch
So we go get a hotdog each and proceed eating the hotdogs in the shade
These two fairly attractive girls come over and do the same
One of the girls is standing next to me eating her hotdog looks at me
and flirts "There's nothing like having a big sausage in my bun"
And this was my witty come back....Remember that I'm an idiot
"Mmmm Yeh these hotdogs are really good"
So the girls walk off and my friend who still has his mouth open
cannot believe my stupidity when talking to the opposite sex
So its only been 8 weeks and my male friends still to
this day stir me up about it.They always say,so hows
that pick up line working out for you.You know the one
"Mmmm Yeh these hotdogs are really good" then they
start laughing.They then say sarcastically"I can't believe
that your still single"
Yep, when it comes to flirting I am hopeless
My flirting episode was a few weeks ago. At the Lexus dealership I work, there is the cutest cashier ever. She's about 18-19 years old (big age difference), blonde, blue eyed and an amazing butt of her own. So I was on my way out to lunch and she asked me if I could bring her somehing to drink. So I went to this place I know she loves and got her favorite smoothie. She was so happy and her face lit up with joy when she saw me with the smoothie. She said thank you so very much and I said back to her: "It's my duty to please your bootie" as I bit my bottom lip. She gave me the "mmmmm" look afterwards and I said to myself "I better just get out of here before it turns into an awkward moment".
I haven't been down to the cashier's ever since and she has called my extension but I haven't answer it. I think I created a monster.
My flirting episode was a few weeks ago. At the Lexus dealership I work, there is the cutest cashier ever. She's about 18-19 years old (big age difference), blonde, blue eyed and an amazing butt of her own. So I was on my way out to lunch and she asked me if I could bring her somehing to drink. So I went to this place I know she loves and got her favorite smoothie. She was so happy and her face lit up with joy when she saw me with the smoothie. She said thank you so very much and I said back to her: "It's my duty to please your bootie" as I bit my bottom lip. She gave me the "mmmmm" look afterwards and I said to myself "I better just get out of here before it turns into an awkward moment".
I haven't been down to the cashier's ever since and she has called my extension but I haven't answer it. I think I created a monster.
Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttt ttttttttt.............I wish I knew those kinda monsters.
My flirting episode was a few weeks ago. At the Lexus dealership I work, there is the cutest cashier ever. She's about 18-19 years old (big age difference), blonde, blue eyed and an amazing butt of her own. So I was on my way out to lunch and she asked me if I could bring her somehing to drink. So I went to this place I know she loves and got her favorite smoothie. She was so happy and her face lit up with joy when she saw me with the smoothie. She said thank you so very much and I said back to her: "It's my duty to please your bootie" as I bit my bottom lip. She gave me the "mmmmm" look afterwards and I said to myself "I better just get out of here before it turns into an awkward moment".
I haven't been down to the cashier's ever since and she has called my extension but I haven't answer it. I think I created a monster.
She said thank you so very much and I said back to her: "It's my duty to please your bootie" as I bit my bottom lip. She gave me the "mmmmm" look afterwards and I said to myself "I better just get out of here before it turns into an awkward moment".
I haven't been down to the cashier's ever since and she has called my extension but I haven't answer it. I think I created a monster.
I don't know about a monster, but it's a lawsuit waiting to happen... Are you out of your little feline mind?! That's a workplace and that's the US!
Flirting... what was that...? I remember it was happening around people... no such critters in my cube or at home (other than in the box )... Seems like the last one I recall was a teen grocery store clerk.
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This is what happened to me 8 weeks ago in the city
Me and a male friend went to the corner hot dog stand
to get a bite for lunch
So we go get a hotdog each and proceed eating the hotdogs in the shade
These two fairly attractive girls come over and do the same
One of the girls is standing next to me eating her hotdog looks at me
and flirts "There's nothing like having a big sausage in my bun"
And this was my witty come back....Remember that I'm an idiot
"Mmmm Yeh these hotdogs are really good"
So the girls walk off and my friend who still has his mouth open
cannot believe my stupidity when talking to the opposite sex
So its only been 8 weeks and my male friends still to
this day stir me up about it.They always say,so hows
that pick up line working out for you.You know the one
"Mmmm Yeh these hotdogs are really good" then they
start laughing.They then say sarcastically"I can't believe
that your still single"
Yep, when it comes to flirting I am hopeless
Wow, yeah, you really blew that one! She was practically handing herself to you on a platter, and you fumbled, big time!
Wow, yeah, you really blew that one! She was practically handing herself to you on a platter, and you fumbled, big time!
Judging by the kind of "flirting" , it doesn't sound like anything to be regretted. We may be making similar fun online, but it's pretty low-life for any woman to say such a thing in real life in my book.
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You would be flirting too!
Are you out of your little feline mind?! That's a workplace and that's the US!
I remember it was happening around people... no such critters in my cube or at home (other than in the box 
