"Why buy the cow when...."

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally Posted by Idon'tdateyou

The reality is most people will eventually marry, even the most anti marriage. I've seen stats that state something like 90% of people will eventually marry (I think it was something like 94% but can't remember)but when you take out those who are not allowed to marry like priests and nuns the number becomes higher. My point being that people can say they hate marriage and are against it but most will marry.

Your evidence? I really don't believe you. Just give me terms to search in google in order to find a link where that statistic exist. That's all I ask of you. That makes no sense for someone who is anti-marriage to marry. Why would they do something they don't want to do? I'm anti-marriage and guess what.............. I'm not married. I know shocking.

[RamCharger1985]

Originally Posted by BioMechanical

Maybe all the mods are women?? Who knows?? Seriously, I am a man and I got a little chuckle out of the OP. I didn't take it that seriously. Life will go on.

The point is that most women don't like it one bit when they are disrespected...yet they have no problem disrespecting others in the same manner. In fact, many of them get offended over a man getting offended over it...how dare we evil males have feelings.

[MonaLisaVito]

Originally Posted by amanda0808

A guy I was dating in college when I was in my late teens tried using the 'milk...cow' statement to me once, but he butchered it badly.

He was going out constantly with his friends and I approached him as to whether he really wanted this relationship (I was feeling ignored), and the topic of dating other people came up . He was a really trustworthy guy, but I asked him, "You can tell me if you're interested in dating other people, or if you've fooled around behind my back".

His response:

"Why go out for milk when I have a cow at home?"

It came out funny-sounding, but I knew what he meant. We broke up around a year later, but not because of infidelity. That line still makes me laugh.

That is hilarious

[RedZin]

That's enough.

For the record, I just got home. I went out. I got caught in a rainstorm. I'm wet. I picked up a little dinner for the family.

I was not reading CD, but I got the report alerts. Not like I could respond to them because I was...

DRIVING IN THE RAIN.

As an aside? I love men. LOVE.

And I think that joke doesn't refer to penis size. I think it refers to getting sausage by having to buy the whole pig.

It's lighthearted. I never assume anyone is actually calling me a cow when that old "buy the cow/milk free" bit gets trotted out.

Chill. Don't take yourself so seriously.