Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (husband)
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Hit terrible traffic going into Manhattan last night. I had to park eight blocks away from theater and change meeting place for dinner. Could walk faster than the 1 and 1/2 minutes each avenue block (the short ones) took to drive.
It is so pleasant and peaceful in my backyard garden and patio that I always fall asleep in my anti-gravity chair (or whatever you call it). Ah, retired life.
The cat with the big head across the street is too busy looking at the birds at the feeders to pay attention to me, waving my hands at it from across the street like a fool. I like that big-headed cat. And we're moving, so it's my last chance to wave like a maniac at it and Mr. Big Head doesn't even care.
I finally understand the scene in Fatal Attraction where the Glenn Close character screams, "I won't be ignored, Dan!"
(Also, I hate moving. It is The Worst and I am tired and sick of it and it's raining and everything on my body hurts. Today is, "Let's Get the Basement Cleaned Out" Day and that's going to be so much fun.)
The cat with the big head across the street is too busy looking at the birds at the feeders to pay attention to me, waving my hands at it from across the street like a fool. I like that big-headed cat. And we're moving, so it's my last chance to wave like a maniac at it and Mr. Big Head doesn't even care.
I finally understand the scene in Fatal Attraction where the Glenn Close character screams, "I won't be ignored, Dan!"
(Also, I hate moving. It is The Worst and I am tired and sick of it and it's raining and everything on my body hurts. Today is, "Let's Get the Basement Cleaned Out" Day and that's going to be so much fun.)
Moving is the pits, no? Brew a pot of coffee, or tea, and have a small box of doughnuts nearby for breaks. Pace yourself. In other words, reward yourself every couple of hours.
Moving is the pits, no? Brew a pot of coffee, or tea, and have a small box of doughnuts nearby for breaks. Pace yourself. In other words, reward yourself every couple of hours.
You give really good advice.
I just took a "nut" break. My husband got some mixed nuts, so I'm picking out the ones I like. (I'm that annoying person.) I sure am glad I do everything backward... I scrubbed the floors yesterday. And now, today, they are covered in muddy footprints from the rainy weather. I really do make work for myself. I *think* I'm being smart. But no. I'm not.
Lol! I do that all the time. I'm starving but I'm just too lazy to do anything about it. And I LOVE food.
It's the worst!
My current complaint is that my butt cheek is twitching right now. ugh, no joke, right after typing that, some place else started to twitch. i won't say where.
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My husband got some mixed nuts, so I'm picking out the ones I like. (I'm that annoying person.)
Amazon Prime delivery sent my package to the wrong sorting facility (same state, different city). Instead of the promised two day delivery, it will take six days. Why the additional four days on a two day delivery?!
They did give me a $5 credit.
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