Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (mom, husband, parent)
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Hmm, make sure you let us know what it is. It looks like a small flashlight cover but I don't know why a ball would be in it.
Found it!!! It's part of a resistance band exercise set. But I'm 100% sure I never bought such a set. Now my 1st world problem is: How the heck did this get in my house? I wonder if one of the dogs found it outside and brought it in?
Yo, check it, this sh-t really irks me when a jar of peanut butter has a label that says no stirring required, I open it up and, that sh-t is slimy and, I totally gotta stir it and, I'm like "FU-K!"
A client called today while I was on the toilet, tinkling. I really had to go! I hope she thought I was enjoying some time sitting next to a relaxing mountain stream or something. I probably shouldn't have yelled, "I'm not peeing! No matter what it sounds like! I'm not peeing! It's a mountain stream, for sure. Oh, look at all the trout."
It can be difficult to have good conversations online anymore because almost always rude people jump to about 50 wrong conclusions about any subject. It seems another thing is to disagree or criticize - they think - to appear smart. Like people can't just hold an opinion or share something without others tearing it apart when it's not that type of thread or post and tearing it up is uncalled for.
I walked out my back door this morning to feed all my birds and squirrels, as usual. They were all out there, waiting for me.
And then the neighbor's car alarm went off obnoxiously. *beep beep beep beep beep beep* for way, WAY too long. All the critters scurried away, looking back at me as if I were the monster making the loud noise. The squirrels hung upside-down in the trees, screaming at me, "Stop it! Stop being so mean to us, you loud, beeping skin creature! We trusted you!"
I offered everyone seeds and peanuts and they accepted them as an apology, but still were giving me the stink-eye.
The neighbor came out and silenced his car and then stood in the backyard with his finger up his nose.
I sat on a patio chair near a pile of snow, imagining that I lived on a deserted island for once.
You would think that simply choosing and then having a new floor installed would be fairly simple, but no, it is not. We finally found someone who seemed to want to do business with us, but the samples he agreed to send have not arrived. Oh no, the office manager said, they were sent to the wrong address.
We have been trying to choose flooring and an installer for weeks--many weeks.
We can buy a floor, but apparently no one here wants our money.
My mom orders her postage stamps through the mail. She recently placed an order, but it's been several weeks and no sign of them. Apparently her stamp order got lost in the mail.
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