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Don't make me stop this car and separate you two!!!
Excuse me?
London Cowboy is probably my cousin. Why are you involving yourself in this?
I have 60,000 hints from Ancestry.com that I paid $99 for, lots of them telling me I am descended from both Princess Diana as well as Pocahontas and other Indian princesses. Not to mention my connections to Scottish kings and Charlemagne himself!
I know intuitively I am descended from British and other royalty, you live in freaking Missouri the show me state. So unless you have any proof that you can show me that you didn't descend from people who were in debtors prisons or some other type of criminal used to populate America and Australia, you need to just butt the f out!!
Dang it! I did something really stupid last night and shattered the screen on my cell phone and destroyed my s-pen. I can't play bubble breaker without getting splinters in my finger.
Drove 100 miles to Fargo yesterday to buy dog food for my wife's service dog (He will only eat "Taste of the Wild") they do not carry it locally. Got stuck in a blizzard and had to spend the night in a Motel. Sadly the best Motel in Fargo is only 4 star and all flights were grounded so I couldn't get a plane to Minneapolis to stay in a 5 star and had to spend the night in Fargo. When I checked out this morning I went to leave a tip for housekeeping, she couldn't change a $100. Had to walk to the front desk to get change.
We got these powered recliners with cute little buttons that run up and down. WARNING!! they can be "activated" with hips only! This really upsets the cats. (actually, almost everything does).
I bought a nice tin of mixed nuts yesterday. Today my mouth was watering for one of those brazil nuts. Someone had already beat me to it and all that was left was some crappy peanuts. Is this grounds for divorce?
London Cowboy is probably my cousin. Why are you involving yourself in this?
I have 60,000 hints from Ancestry.com that I paid $99 for, lots of them telling me I am descended from both Princess Diana as well as Pocahontas and other Indian princesses. Not to mention my connections to Scottish kings and Charlemagne himself!
I know intuitively I am descended from British and other royalty, you live in freaking Missouri the show me state. So unless you have any proof that you can show me that you didn't descend from people who were in debtors prisons or some other type of criminal used to populate America and Australia, you need to just butt the f out!!
and all of this matters how, exactly??
do you REALLY think you are better than others because you "intuitively know" that you are descended from royalty??
Back to my real fwp. I had to go to the Social Security Office with my sister to find out when she can get them to send her a check.
We had an appointment. They made us wait 30 minutes and we had to sit in the same waiting room as all our fellow American citizens. I will just say not all first worlders are created equal and it was worse than sitting in DMV office.
At least in the dmv, most everyone at least owns a car
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Sometimes its not that great to be a first worlder. I don't understand why we cant pay for a SS xpert to come to our house. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be first worlder. In the second or third world,we could probably bribe these people to come to our houses and tell us what we need to know.
I bought a nice tin of mixed nuts yesterday. Today my mouth was watering for one of those brazil nuts. Someone had already beat me to it and all that was left was some crappy peanuts. Is this grounds for divorce?
I feel your pain. My mother made party mix for me for xmas. Hubby calls it squirrel food, but he eats all the pecans and cashews out of it
I don't know if its grounds for divorce, but you can always claim irreconcilable differences.
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