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I opened my jar of CRUNCHY peanut butter and it's freakin runny. WTF Trader Joe's?!! I swear, there's just a few actual peanuts in it. TJs is great about returns, but it's too far to drive just to return pb. I also hate food waste, so I'm gonna eat it, dammit, but I don't have to like it. That's it, tomorrow I'm stocking up on Adams since it's on sale. I'm getting 25 of them, or however many are on the shelf.
I want to go have a beer, and I want to go somewhere that has IPA's. I also need to have dinner and drive home after. Lots of stress. What do I eat and where do I go.
Speaking of candy and theaters, I have a favorite theater around here. I really, really prefer going to this theater - it's smaller but the acoustics are great, the location is convenient, and they always carry the movies I want to see.
However, they do NOT have Jordan Almonds! And I've asked them about it before and they still won't carry them!
If I want Jordan Almonds I have to drive all the way across town.
Unless I break the law and just slip a box or bag into my purse...
How nefarious of you. No rapture beam of light for you!
Had my nails done for St. Patrick's Day. White opal looking color and I wanted my nail tech to paint shamrocks on the ring fingers. Apparently she didn't know how despite looking at the picture I showed her so she had another tech do it and it looks like a 5 year old did it. I had to take it off when I got home and got a good look at it with my reading glasses, then buy a bottle of green nail polish that I won't use again till next St. Patrick's Day and redo my ring fingers with solid green since I can't draw with a pencil, must less a nail polish brush.
I have three pen-containers in my house (when the handle breaks off a favourite coffee mug, it becomes a pen-container but that is irrelevant). I fill each one with 10 cheap blue ball-point pens every few months, and then while I'm not watching, the contents change to very weird things that you cannot write with! Highlighters, razors, screw drivers. Emery boards, letter opener. Crochet hook. Pencils from 1985 that need sharpening. Weird pens that don't work.
I just looked in my purse and found 8 blue pens... I may well be part of this problem.
I hate the way the sides of my upper arms touch the sides of my boobs when I sit in a certain position braless.
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I swear, there's just a few actual peanuts in it. TJs is great about returns, but it's too far to drive just to return pb. I also hate food waste, so I'm gonna eat it, dammit, but I don't have to like it. That's it, tomorrow I'm stocking up on Adams since it's on sale. I'm getting 25 of them, or however many are on the shelf.
