Would Pee-Wee Herman make a good president? (rating, party, teleprompter)

[Georgiafrog]

Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hinee Ho. Really, what in the world is with this thread phenomenon? Let's use this thread to nominate our own ridiculous presidential candidates. Give reasons why, and please, USE one-liners as necessary.

[Georgiafrog]

Newsflash: Conservative Chuck Norris and Liberal Pee-Wee Herman square off for their respective party nominations in 2012. Debate to be held at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom in the Swiss Family Robinson tree house. Felix the Cat moderating.

[70Ford]

Would Oscar the Grouch make a good president?

Of course not - He's Canadian.

[Georgiafrog]

Originally Posted by 70Ford

Would Oscar the Grouch make a good president?

Of course not - He's Canadian.

And pissed. He's the poorest guy on Sesame Street for Christ's sake, and he can't get any help around there.

[Roaddog]

Vote for Pedro "Pedro offers you his protection"

[Frank DeForrest]

No, but he would be a better one than Bill Maher or Michael Moore.

[Isitmeorarethingsnuts?]

Hasn't the left already approached most of the comedians and elected them? Which are they grooming for the presidency?

[Calvinist]

Originally Posted by Georgiafrog

Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hinee Ho. Really, what in the world is with this thread phenomenon? Let's use this thread to nominate our own ridiculous presidential candidates. Give reasons why, and please, USE one-liners as necessary.

I'm sure he could read a teleprompter....so why not?

[hammertime33]

You do realize that Pee-wee Herman is a fictional character right?

[chielgirl]

Originally Posted by Isitmeorarethingsnuts?

Hasn't the left already approached most of the comedians and elected them? Which are they grooming for the presidency?

St Ronald Raygunz, Bedtime for Bonzo.