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I wouldn't throw a shoe at that. Probably be the last thing you ever throw. Probably be eating with a straw for the rest of your life. Yeah. Keep my shoes on.
Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hinee Ho. Really, what in the world is with this thread phenomenon? Let's use this thread to nominate our own ridiculous presidential candidates. Give reasons why, and please, USE one-liners as necessary.
I think that Pee Wee would be a dramatic improvement over most democratic candidates. He also has a cool tie and a cool bike, which is probably better credentials than Obama used to secure the White House.
I'm for Walter, Jeff Dunham's dummy squaring off against "dumbass" Bill Maher. (Note: Walter calls everyone "dumbass") The debates should be a hoot to see which cranky guy gets the job. My money is on Walter ticking off the least amount of voters, dressing better and whining less about Americans although if you all vote for the tall guy...
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