Untrue and nothing but lies topic. (beautiful, married, people, friends)

[doll lady]

The Easter Bunny has decided that chocolate is bad for everyone (OMG how will some on here live). He knows that a moment of ecstasy on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.

So when he makes his hip hop rounds next Easter, he will be giving out healthy foods like carrotts for the eyes and celery to reduce big butts. And everyone gets a jar of sweet pickles to sweeten their dispositions.

[Redrover]

I found an envelope with $500 in 20's and 50's in the parking lot at Wal-mart but I knew it wasn't mine so I put it back where I found it.

[AksarbeN]

I’ve seen some whoppers for lies here but nothing close to what a politician. And another funny is that no one has talked about the biggest fish ever caught. Now that’s where my post should begin with; While fishing last summer for tuna on the east coast of Iceland ~ I caught a tuna fish so large we had to call on the radio to have a larger ship come just to carry it back to port. It was big enough that the fish cannery closed for the year in taking any additional tuna and spent all their time just canning this one.

[Sweden]

Originally Posted by arguy1973

My boss decided since we worked so hard, he gave us the rest of the year off with pay , and is sending us to a remote island to meet Godzilla.

Well, you had me there until you said meet Godzilla. I just did that last year, and it wasn't as cool as they say...

[fuzzymystic]

Well, Happy, as you know, I have given all my money to Jimmy Buffet to disperse as he wishes, to various and sundry needy causes. So far, all I have gotten by way of aknowledgement are a bunch of phone calls from very grateful people in Margaritaville(?)... I think that's what they said, it was a little hard to understand them. But, they sure sounded happy. Could they be relatives of yours?

[HDL]

Those were my relatives that you spoke to !! Very DISTANCE relatives, but they are blood related . Now if you speak to any persons in Margaritaville that sound YAPPY, well, darn it, they are probably my relatives also, on my dawgs side of the family !

Originally Posted by fuzzymystic

Well, Happy, as you know, I have given all my money to Jimmy Buffet to disperse as he wishes, to various and sundry needy causes. So far, all I have gotten by way of aknowledgement are a bunch of phone calls from very grateful people in Margaritaville(?)... I think that's what they said, it was a little hard to understand them. But, they sure sounded happy. Could they be relatives of yours?

[foma]

Elvis is alive and well. We're neighbors in fact.

[Miss Blue]

I am the oldest woman about to give birth to triplets...65!!! They say there is a prize for that

[AksarbeN]

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[KAINTUCK]

I'm hung like a Shetland! It's twoo..it's twoo.