Why God Made Eve....LOL (to buy, women, funny)

[ylisa7]

Why God Made Eve

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently
become lost in the garden because he would
not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require
someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy
himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would
therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a
doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night
to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men
would never be able to handle the pain and
discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never
remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his
troubles on when God caught him hiding in the
garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be
alone."

And, finally, the Number 1 reason why
God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He
stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can
do better than that!"

[studedude]

How long did Adam & Eve's son Cain hate his brother?

Spoiler

As long as he was Abel

[Dbl-r]

Originally Posted by younglisa7

Why God Made Eve

And, finally, the Number 1 reason why
God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He
stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can
do better than that!"

And we all have been taught to forgive, as we all have learned everyone makes mistakes

[Sudcaro]

Thank you for posting!

[cruxan]

because adam got tired of redheads

[beachmel]

Thanks Lisa...... love number one there......This has always been one of my favorites.

[highway29south]

Lol! That was funny. Thanks for posting it.

[Tek_Freek]

Because Adam wouldn't be tempted by the snake.

Not much of a thanks to the man that gave up a rib so that she might be created.

[beachmel]

Originally Posted by Tek_Freek

Because Adam wouldn't be tempted by the snake.

Not much of a thanks to the man that gave up a rib so that she might be created.

Ah, but Adam didn't give up anything, made no sacrifice. It wasn't his choice. We could look at it this way. Not much of a thanks from Adam...Eve was created because he was helpless on his own, "It is not good for "Man" to be alone" Men have been blaming women for their choices ever since!

[TT Dave]

Originally Posted by younglisa7

And, finally, the Number 1 reason why
God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He
stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can
do better than that!"

That's for sure!...LOL. I've always said that us men were the prototype model and women were the finished product.