Top ten lists (free, house, buy, cell phone)

[Summerz]

I'll start with.....

Reason's things didn't sell...newspaper ad mishaps
1. Barley used mattress, speakers don't work
2. Tires...need to be fed 3 times a day.
3. Shopping cart...it won't listen veers to the right and left
4. Gold Fish, hates people
5. Recliner, check the obituaries
6. Toaster oven, selling due to house fire
7. Wading Pool for rent, timeshares available.
8. Lawn sale, you take it away
9. Refridgerator needs lots of tlc
10. Hunting camp for rent...divorce papers come with it

Next..the possibilities are endless,
(feel free to choose your own topic,)

[Summerz]

Top ten complaints about shopping carts

1. squealing tires
2. keeps rolling forward once you have stopped
3. tires that put the brakes on every 2 feet
4. keeps rolling backwards once you have stopped
5. the handle is loose so it's not really my driving skills so there
6. insists on going through the express lane even though you have too many items
7. has a dam cell phone ringing
8. spends too much time reading the tabloids
9.keeps driving by the ice cream
10. forgot to drive through the toilet paper aisle..now we have to go back

[LinaJo76]

Top Advice On Running/Jogging:

1. Stretch for 10 minutes before and after a run/jog.
2. Always do a warm-up before a run/jog and a cool down after.
3. Buy very good running shoes (always buy a half a size bigger, so you'll have more toe room).
4. Before starting any kind of exercise routine, get a thorough medical exam by your doctor.
5. Start with a walk/run routine, when just starting a running/jogging program.
6. Drink plenty of water before and after a run/jog.
7. If running/jogging at night, stay within well lit areas.
8. Do some calisthenics and flexibility workouts at least 3 times a week (to keep your joints flexible for a run/jog).
9. If you have some soreness or an injury, alternate your cardio workout (swim, walk, etc.).
10. Some light weight training helps too (to build up your strength, 2-3 times a week).

[alicejb]

- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

- When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

[brokencrayola]

Top 10 reasons to have children-

1. Someone to love and to love you
2. A little piece of you to carry on
3. Mothering instinct fufilled
4. Someone that you can see a part of you in
5. Will give you grandchildren one day
6. To help you when you are old
7. Someone to help with yard and housework
8. Being able to watch this tiny person grow up into a man/woman with your help.
9. Having this unique special relationship that only comes being a parent and child.
10. Hearing "I love you"

[Fontucky]

Top 10 reasons I haven't been drunk since 1986:

1. H
2. A
3. N
4. G
5. O
6. V
7. E
8. R
9. S
10. Vomiting

[LinaJo76]

Originally Posted by brokencrayola

Top 10 reasons to have children-

1. Someone to love and to love you
2. A little piece of you to carry on
3. Mothering instinct fufilled
4. Someone that you can see a part of you in
5. Will give you grandchildren one day
6. To help you when you are old
7. Someone to help with yard and housework
8. Being able to watch this tiny person grow up into a man/woman with your help.
9. Having this unique special relationship that only comes being a parent and child.
10. Hearing "I love you"

Also, a great way to keep you busy and not lonely either or bored.

[LinaJo76]

Originally Posted by Fontucky

Top 10 reasons I haven't been drunk since 1986:

1. H
2. A
3. N
4. G
5. O
6. V
7. E
8. R
9. S
10. Vomiting

OMG! I love that one. I never thought of that one. I, too, have been sober for a while too. I love this! I'll tell my friends...