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Old 08-19-2009, 09:27 PM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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I just found this so I am not the author but I thought it was cute and I wanted to share becasue it is so true, lol.

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess.

He asked if I'd been 'computering',

And I had to answer 'yes.'


He told me to get off my fanny

And tidy up the house.

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.


I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick....

I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click.'


But click, I did, and oops I found

The City-Data Forum site.

That I got SO way into.

I was into it all night. >


Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney!!

I LOVE MY COMPUTER
BECAUSE ALL MY
FRIENDS ARE
IN IT.
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Old 08-19-2009, 09:36 PM
 
Location: On the East Coast
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Thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-19-2009, 09:42 PM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Now if you can only get that computer to clean the house, take out the trash, do some painting, do the yard work, and of course wash the dishes..
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:06 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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That's really cute Lisa!
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:33 PM
 
Location: East Tennessee
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that is a great one Lisa, thanks for sharing it
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Old 08-20-2009, 03:32 AM
 
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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Bless your sweet lil heart for sharing that with us
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:20 AM
 
Location: Sudcaroland
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Very true! Thanks!
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:47 AM
 
Location: following the wind of change
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The computer loves you back
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:18 AM
 
Location: Texas (Austin area)
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CUTE!!! I know there are times where i say....okay 5 more minutes and I'm done. and an hour later i'll say it again it's addicting.
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:02 PM
 
Location: Orlando, Florida
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I can't even imagine how clean my house would be and how many projects I would have completed.....had I ever logged off in a timely manner!
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