I just found this so I am not the author but I thought it was cute and I wanted to share becasue it is so true, lol.
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick....
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops I found
The City-Data Forum site
![OK](https://pics3.city-data.com/forum/images/smilies/oglvvd.gif)
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That I got SO way into.
I was into it all night. >
Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney!!
I LOVE MY COMPUTER
BECAUSE ALL MY
FRIENDS ARE
IN IT.
![Big Grin](https://pics3.city-data.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Big Grin](https://pics3.city-data.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)