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Old 03-05-2009, 04:06 PM
 
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work.

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.


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Old 03-05-2009, 05:32 PM
 
Location: Orlando, Florida
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Yep.....being online is WAY better!
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:49 PM
 
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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ya you don't have to feed anyone, clean up after em, or wait till they leave....

Oh heck who am I kidding I love all my friends online and off.

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Old 03-05-2009, 08:52 PM
 
Location: KANSAS
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Had heard this one before...but it still made me smile! Thanks for posting it!
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Old 03-05-2009, 08:54 PM
 
Location: Ca Cap & Central Ca
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Cute poem! How true! Thanks for the smile!
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:20 AM
 
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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just thought I would post for those who would like to use it for some special friends in thier lives.
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