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One of my embarrassing moments also has to do with a preacher. This happened 4 or 5 years ago, Pastor Tommy Barnett was preaching his message on a Sunday morning, and I was in one of the front rows in the auditorium of the church. They have messages that appear on large screens that urge everyone to turn off their cell phones before the service starts, but for some reason I forgot to do that on that particular Sunday morning. Pastor Barnett was in the middle of his sermon when somebody decided to call me on the cell phone... Pastor looked at me with a grin and said "Is that God calling?".. there were about 2000 people in the sanctuary and they all laughed. I turned off my cell phone.
I would have taken advantage of the situation.
I would pull out the phone, study it for a moment or two and say, "Yes, it is, It's a text message. He doesn't like your sermon."
When I was a teenager, me and a friend were camping with a group at the river. It was nighttime and we had to go pee. So we found a good place away from everyone, (or so we thought) and were peeing and talking (you know how girls are!) - - - - - - and next thing we know, we realize there is a guy right next us!! Instead of turning around or leaving, he stays there and starts a conversation with us!!
We practically fell over trying to get our pants up and get out of there - plus even though we were embarassed, we were laughing our heads off, so that made it even harder!!
I'm almost embarrassed to post this but here it goes.
I was only married about 2 years when DH and I along with another couple went to a Beef and beer pub.
I had a pleeted skirt on at the time. I used the rest room and walked back to our booth. When I went to smooth out my skirt......it wasn't there. (in the back. Here it was tucked in my panties. Oh god.....I was so embarrassed cuz I walked past the bar and other tables. I'm sure someone saw. Never turned around to find out.
Still can't believe that happened. But knowing me, I guess I can beleive that happend.
I posted messages about this embarrassing moment before, and many of you already know about it, but I'll go ahead and post it again.
In 1990, I was a software engineer for a logistics company in Scottsdale, AZ and we developed a new system that I was supposed to demonstrate to all of the company's executives, including the CEO, and branch managers, in a really nice conference room at the company's headquarters. I finished the demonstration and the lights came back on, and I asked if anybody had any questions. The Chief Financial Officer (CFO) of the company jokingly said "Can you tell us why your fly is open?"... Everybody laughed and I forgot exactly what I said, but I remember turning around and fixing the problem..
This one is very bad but ok I will share it with yall. When I was pregnant with my twins one stayed on my bladder all the time. So once I coughed and peed a little on my self. That was bad enough but my son walked in when I was changing clothes and asked why. You can not give him a simple answer so I told him the truth and told him not to tell! The next thing I knew we were at my mom and dad's house for a family event and he told the WHOLE crowd of folks! I wanted to die!
I think just about everybody here knows about my "embarrassing moment", it's probably not the most embarrassing, because there were some humorous moments in it too.
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there were about 2000 people in the sanctuary and they all laughed. I turned off my cell phone. 
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