It's been very windy around here lately, how's your weather been? Cold and windy. I HATE WIND.
Monkey business...
Have you ever been to Monkey Eyebrow Kentucky?No
Have you ever seen a monkey? yes
Last time you saw a monkey? last summer
Know any monkey's? not personally
Have you ever acted like a monkey? probably not
Remember/fan the group The Monkee's? Yes I liked Peter Tork, Mike Nesmith but Davy Jones was too girly
Any other monkey business? Not in to that
Have you ever done the "Hokey Pokey" (dance)? No
Ever been in a "Pokey" (jail)? no
Have you ever poked someone in the arm/side? yes
Anyone ever poke you? yes
Do you ever poke around in other peoples business? sometimes
Do others poke around in your business? nah too boring
Have you ever eaten Hokey Pokey Ice Cream? no
Do you ever look in the mirror and flash a cheesy grin? no
Do you eat cheese often? yes
Do you have a favorite cheese you like best? Colby Jack, Gouda
Have you ever worn shiny shoes? yes
When was the last time you shined your shoes? months ago
Are you a leftie or a righty? Right
If a lefty do you find it hard at times to get things for a lefty?
If a righty do you feel you're right all the time? no
Pun time:
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."
Quote of the moment:
Anyone can say the right thing at the right time. The real skill is not saying the wrong thing at the perfect moment...anon
Historical events of note for April 30th:
0311 – The Diocletianic Persecution of Christians in the Roman Empire ends.
1492 – Spain gives Christopher Columbus his commission of exploration.
1789 – On the balcony of Federal Hall on Wall Street in New York City, George Washington takes the oath of office to become the first elected President of the United States.
1798 - Department of Navy forms .
1803 – Louisiana Purchase: The United States purchases the Louisiana Territory from France for $15 million, more than doubling the size of the young nation.
1812 – The Territory of Orleans becomes the 18th U.S. state under the name Louisiana.
1900 – Hawaii becomes a territory of the United States.
1904 - Ice cream cone makes its debut
1927 – Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford become the first celebrities to leave their footprints in concrete at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood.
1939 – The 1939-40 New York World's Fair opens.
1939 – NBC inaugurates its regularly scheduled television service in New York City, broadcasting President Franklin D. Roosevelt's N.Y. World's Fair opening day ceremonial address.
1945 - "Arthur Godfrey Time" begins a 27 year run on CBS radio.
1947 – In Nevada, Boulder Dam is renamed Hoover Dam for the second time.
1952 - Mr. Potato Head is 1st toy advertised on television.
1973 – Watergate scandal. U.S. President Richard Nixon announces that White House Counsel John Dean has been fired and that other top aides, most notably H. R. Haldeman and John Ehrlichman, have resigned.
2009 – Chrysler files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Well that's all folks, as usual all questions, comments, puns, were approved for publication by the firm of Wee, Takee, & Yu-Lose attorney's outlawed.
Enjoy your Sunday, thanks for playing along.
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