Hello and welcome to the Questions Of The day for Sunday February 19, 2017...As a Pisces born on February 19th, your personality is defined by a selfless, intuitive and romantic nature. When it comes to your loved ones, there is little you would not sacrifice. Your friends and family can recall numerous times that you placed their interests and well-being far above your own. Your generosity is paired nicely with strong intuition
Misc. Questions:
It's been raining like cats and dogs here all day.
What's the weather been like in your region?
^^^
Spring is approaching soon, are you anxious for it to arrive?
It's been spring weather nearly all winter here. 65F to 85F. Love it. 
Will you be doing any gardening?
Tending roses and a few other flora.
Will you be making any traveling plans?
Am now for our annual trek to the mid-west in a couple of months.
If not what are you planning to do?
Travel, travel, travel..
Have you ever been to the town of Pig, Kentucky?
No.
Have you ever owned a pig?
Yes, we had some when I was a kid.
Have you ever ridden a pig?
Yes, when I was a kid.
Have you ever eaten any pickled pigs feet?
No 
Are you a bacon lover?
Yes.
Do you like BLT sandwiches?
Yes, I have one about every 2 weeks.
Any bacon food type favorites?
On cheeseburgers, with eggs, BLT's, in baked beans.
Do you like clowns?
Yes, Red Skelton is my favorite.
Have you ever dressed as a clown?
Not yet.
Do you know any clowns?
A few.
Have you ever clowned around?
Many a time.
Do you think your boss is a clown?
When I had bosses there were a few that rated being a clown.
Is there any freaky thing that really scares you?
Those clowns in DC. 
Choose one:
Oreos or Fig Newton's?
Like both.
Danish or
donut?
Fish or
fowl?
Coffee or tea?
Coffee AM/PM, ice tea for lunch.
Spicy or
mild?
Cheese cake or Chocolate cake?
Brain Teaser:
I am tall when I am young and short when I am old...What am I? The definitive answer is 'candle'. But some other answers may fit as well.
Pun time:
Brian said to the teacher, "I don't think I deserved a zero on this test".
Teacher answered, " I don't either, but it's the lowest mark I could give you". 
Quote of the moment:
"We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed". Thomas Fuller, clergyman.
Historical events of note for February 19th.
0356 Emperor Constantius II issues a decree closing all pagan temples in the Roman Empire.
1807 Former Vice President of the United States Aaron Burr is arrested for treason in Wakefield, Alabama and confined to Fort Stoddert.
1846 In Austin, Texas the newly formed Texas state government is officially installed. The Republic of Texas government officially transfers power to the State of Texas government following the annexation of Texas by the United States.
1856 Tin-type camera patented by Hamilton Smith, Gambier, Ohio
1878 Thomas Edison patents the phonograph.
1881 Kansas becomes 1st state to prohibit all alcoholic beverages.
1913 1st prize inserted into a Cracker Jack box.
1922 Ed Wynn becomes 1st talent to sign as a radio entertainer.
1934 Bob and Dolores Hope marry.
1963 U.S.S.R. informs John F. Kennedy it's withdrawing several thousand troops from Cuba .
1969 1st Test flight of Boeing 747 jumbo jet.
1985 Canned and bottled Cherry Coke introduced by Coca-Cola.
1986 U.S.S.R. launches Mir space station into Earth orbit.
2017 Animal Crazy catches A. Mutt eating 10 lbs of stinky cheese behind the barn, chases him through vegetable garden, Mutt escapes by climbing bean pole, A.C. chops down bean stalk, Mutt falls on A. C. both end up in ER.
Well that's it for this Sunday folks. Hope you enjoyed the q's and entertainment. As usual all questions, puns and miscellany meanderings were run by and approved by the law firm of "Wee Take It and Run" attorneys outlawed.
Thanks for participating and have a great day.
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